All aboard, girls!
Bye!
Welcome home, honey! Hi, Daddy!
Hi, Mom!
- Mom! - Hi!
Hi!
Wait. Did you get taller?
- Yes, I did. - Wow.
So good. Okay. Oh, here it is.
- Let's get your trunk. Yes.
I double-parked the car and they're already mad at me.
- What car? - Oh, we bought a car.
- We bought got a car? - Yeah!
- What for? - I'll explain later.
It's that big blue one right over there.
- In the middle of the road.
Hey, lady, you kidding me? Sorry!
- Sorry, we're going. One second. - There's my girl!
Grandma!
- Ah!
- Oh, God, I missed you! - Me, too!
Lady, you can't stop in the middle of the street. Let's go!
- I'm sorry. Promise, two more seconds. - Come on, lady.
Welcome home gift.
- Oh, you made this? - From scratch.
- Aw! - It's cashmere.
I did everything
- but shave the goat.
- Margaret! Can you just... - Let's go, ladies.
I'm so sorry. Yeah, get the bottom there.
- Okay. You got it. - Here we go. Okay.
- Right on, girls. - All right, here we go.
- Oh, God. - Heavy.
Watch out for the...
- Watch out for the bike. - Oh, God.
Here we go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. I would've done it.
Oh, hi!
I would've done it. Please, please.
- Oh, my God. Amazing. - We got it.
- Dad! - Hello! Oh, my goodness!
- I'm so glad to see you. - Me, too!
Look at that! What happened?
- So, how was camp? - It was amazing.
- So, you were in a play? - Yep!
Oh, my God. That's incredible.
- What are those boxes for? - Don't worry about that.
I want to hear more about camp.
What else did you learn?
- What else did you do? - You're moving.
- What? - Really, Mom?
- Sylvia. You promised. - Oh, wow.
We're moving?
Look, it's... Look, we we're...
She saw the boxes.
- She was putting it together. - I don't think she was.
- We're moving? - Okay.
Just...
Look, we wanted you to settle in
before we sprung the news.
But, um, your dad got his promotion.
Yeah. Isn't that great? And we found
- this great house. Oh, the best house.
- The best house. - Where?
Well, that's the thing. We got really lucky. And...
- New Jersey. Ah...
- New Jersey? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I said I'd stay out of it.
We're leaving New York?
Barely leaving New York.
It's just on the other side of the river.
But...
But we're happy here. We don't need to move.
No, we don't need to move but we want to move. Right?
I don't.
I'll have to leave all of my friends
and change schools
and I'll never see Grandma anymore.
That is not true.
Look, you're going to keep all your friends here
and you're going to make more friends. And listen to this.
I'm not going to work anymore.
Do you know what that means?
That means that I'm not going to be gone all the time.
Running from class to class.
God. Do you know how bad I felt about that?
But you love teaching art.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do, I do, but...
But this is, this is our opportunity.
I'll be home now.
I can be home with you every single day.
I'll get involved at your school,
just like all your friends' moms.
And we'll have family dinners and I'll learn to cook.
I know it's a lot.
Can you just try to believe us?
Yeah.
Mmm.
I love you so much. Come here.
Come here. You, too. And you, Sylvia.
- Sylvia. Come on. - Come on, Mom. Come on.
Come on. You know you want to.
Faster.
Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
There we go. Oh, my darling.
I'm never going to see you again.
Oh, Jesus.
- Wow. - So dramatic all the time.
What are you taking her over there
with the schmucks and the condos
on the other side of the Hudson?
But we're not going to be in a condo.
And those mafia diners,
where they shoot each other...
God...
God?
Are you there, God?
It's me... Margaret Simon.
Um...
I just wanted... Well...
First, I've, I've heard a lot of great things about you.
I don't want to move.
I've never lived anywhere but the city, and...
I... I don't want to do this.
Please, I'm begging you.
Just please, just stop this move from happening.
Um, if... if you can't do that...
Just please don't let New Jersey be too horrible.
- You're gonna have to hurry up, all right? - Okay, Dad!
Okay, you. You need some light.
Oh, God.
They smell bad?
Oh, they don't smell good, honey.
- You're going to be there very soon. Believe me.
I'll get it.
I already know your name's Margaret
and you're in sixth grade.
The real estate agent sent out,
like, a tiny flyer about you to the whole neighborhood.
It was, like, this big and it had your picture.
Oh, okay.
I'm Nancy. I'm in sixth grade, too.
Do you want to come over to my house
and run under the sprinklers with me?
Oh. I don't know.
You don't know?
Oh, no, no, no. I just mean I'll have to ask.
Um, just a second.
- Mom? - Yeah?
There's a girl from the neighborhood
who asked if I could go under the sprinklers with her.
Oh, that's great. Yeah.
I need my bathing suit.
Good luck finding it in here.
That's all right. She can borrow one of mine.
Oh, hello.
Nancy Wheeler. I live in the bigger house up the street.
Come on, let's go.
Whose class are you in at Delano?
Um...
The letter said "Room 18."
I'm in room 18, too!
We were supposed to have Miss Phipps,
but she ran off with some guy to California,
so we're going to get a new teacher now.
Come on. Room's upstairs.
Voila.
My bathing suit's over here.
Um...
- Here. It's clean. - Thanks.
- Where should I change? - What's wrong with here?
Nothing. I don't mind if you don't mind.
Why would I mind?
You're still flat.
Um...
Well, I'm already growing. See?
I'm going to have a pretty big chest.
You know, coming from New York,
I thought you'd be a lot more grown up.
Have you ever kissed a boy?
You mean, like, really kiss? Like, on the lips?
Yeah. Have you?
Not exactly.
Neither have I, but I practice a lot.
You want to see?
What?
- Sorry. - You have to practice
or else you won't be a good kisser.
Ready to go?
Sure.
Follow the leader.
Yeah, watch me.
- I'm a supermodel. - Okay.
- Evan, you stupid idiot! - I'm sorry.
You're such a great model, by the way.
Who are they?
It's my dumb brother
- and his stupid friend. - Hey.
- Mom! - That was uncalled for.
Who are you?
Margaret. Um, we moved in down the street.
Oh, so you're the new people?
Ask your dad if he wants me to cut the lawn.
Five bucks, and I trim, too.
Evan! Get over here right now!
- I got to go. - Dude...
Got to get us more birdseed.
Yeah.
My name's Moose. Moose Freed. I live down the street, too.
Um...
Yeah, but don't forget to ask your dad
about the lawn thingy.
Yeah. I won't.
Oh, now I got to go see Evan.
Sorry you got stuck with Moose.
Oh, that's okay.
Anyways, listen, Margaret.
I've decided I want you to join my secret club.
There's three of us and I'm letting in one more.
But you can't wear socks
or else the others might not want you.
Oh.
See you later.
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret, again.
It's the first day of school tomorrow.
I met this girl, Nancy.
I don't really know if she liked me.
I think she just expected me to be different or something.
Anyway, well, it did get me thinking.
Maybe it is time for...
things to be happening around here?
Come in.
Look.
Anyway, just think about what I mentioned.
It was in with the bathroom stuff.
I found this, too, if you need it.
Thanks, God.
- Thanks, Mom. - Mmm-hmm.
Oh, wow, look at you.
Are you ready for your first day? How you feeling?
It's going to be great, right?
And if it's not great, first days don't count anyways.
- Right? Exactly.
- All right. See you later. - Bye!
- Bye! - Did I not unpack your socks?
Oh, um, uh...
I don't want socks.
Why? You'll get blisters.
I just don't.
Okay.
Oh. Oh, wait. Dad!
- Hey, hey, Dad! - Yeah!
- Hey. Um... - Hey.
I forgot to ask you.
Um, a boy named Moose asked
if he can cut our lawn for five bucks.
Moose? Well, tell him thanks, but no, thanks.
I just got a new power mower
and I'm really excited for the grass to grow.
- All right. Knock 'em dead today, all right, sweetie? - Okay.
- Okay. - Bye.
I just need to warn you one more time about the socks.
Oh, Margaret's here.
Hello. Good, I thought you'd forget.
Guys, this is Margaret,
the one I was telling you about.
- Margaret, this is Janie. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you, too. - And this is Gretchen.
- So, you're the fourth. - Yeah.
Well, you're lucky we saved you a seat.
Or else you'd be sitting next to Norman Fisher.
Ugh.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, don't look.
Philip Leroy just walked in.
I was praying so hard he'd be in our class.
Who's Philip Leroy?
Take a guess.
Is that our teacher?
Her? No.
That's Laura Danker. Stay away from her, okay?
My brother says that
she goes behind the A with him and Moose
- and lets them feel her up.
Good morning, class.
First, let me introduce myself.
I am Mr. Benedict.
And I'm your new sixth grade teacher.
Please complete the following sentences
so we can get to know each other a little better, yeah?
Now, I'll begin, just to start things off for you guys.
I love that I'm finally
getting to be a teacher for the first time.
I hate...
feeling self-conscious
trying not to feel self-conscious because
then you only feel more self-conscious
and then you're blabbing in front of
a whole bunch of kids. Um...
I'm looking forward to the year with you all.
Okay, uh, your turn.
Pass it on.
Yes. Okay.
Can any of you go in here?
Ugh, no.
Back in the box.
Okay. All right. Enough.
Enough, enough, enough.
- Hello? - Guess who?
Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um...
- Margaret's not home yet. - It's 3:32.
Yeah?
You said she's out at 3:15 and the walk is ten minutes.
Yes, I did say that. But, well...
I'm sure she'll be
walking through that door any minute now.
Well...
Okay. I guess I'll just wait.
Okay.
So, how are you?
I am fine. I'm good. Yes.
- And how are you? - Oh, fine.
I read that when you don't have any loved ones around
your life expectancy drops drastically,
but, you know, I've had a good run.
You have. You really have. Um...
Margaret is here. Just a second.
- It's Grandma. - Oh. Where's the Band-Aids?
Mmm.
- Grandma! - Honey!
How's New Jersey? Are you okay?
You can tell me the truth.
You know, it's actually not that bad.
Well, that's great news! Wonderful news.
Anyway, I was thinking
that you could come visit the weekend after next.
I'll get tickets to a show.
You can stay overnight,
we'll have a little slumber party.
That could be fun, right?
Oh, I'd love that.
Oh, I knew you would. Great.
And I'll tell your mother it was your idea.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Bye. Bye. - Bye, sweetheart.
- Bye. - Love you.
Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's?
Right now? But you just got home.
I haven't even heard about your day yet.
- I know, but can I go? - Can I have one word?
Ugh... Uh?
Is that a word?
- Can I go? Bye. - Yes, yes, okay, go.
- I love you. Bye! - Bye!
Freddy was like, "Boom, boom, look at me!"
He's like, "Make up your mind!"
- She wants attention. - Obviously.
I know. With her "boobala joobeelee."
- Hi!
We were talking about Laura Danker again.
Yeah. And how she got even bigger over the summer.
Yeah, she looked so grown up.
You know she's worn a bra since fourth grade?
And I bet you a dollar she gets her period, too.
Well, I know for sure someone in the school does.
- How? - I always check the bins.
- You know those little bins in the stall? - Mmm.
All right. Let's get down to business, huh?
- First of all... - Thanks.
...this secret club is a secret.
Nobody tells anybody what happens here,
- all right? - Duh.
Second, if you want to be in the club,
then you have to follow the rules.
What kind of rules?
Well, I don't know. I'm thinking of them.
Don't rush me. Hmm.
Oh, I have one.
If you want to be in the club, then you have to wear a bra.
I have one.
If you guys get your period, you have to tell us about it.
- Yes. Immediately.
Every detail. Especially how it feels.
Mmm-hmm. Ooh, mine is,
we can make a Boy Book
and write down the names of the boys that we like.
Mmm-hmm! What about you, Margaret?
What's your rule?
Um...
Yeah, with the Boy Books, we have to show them
to each other at every meeting and we can't ever lie.
- All right.
Let's get this party rolling.
Whoo!
Okay, honey.
All right. Mmm.
See you tomorrow.
I want to get a bra.
Oh.
You... You think you need one?
Oh, no. Oh, honey.
I'm so sorry. No, I just mean that, uh...
Bras are kind of a pain,
so you know, why start sooner
than you need to?
But if you want one, we... we can get you one.
Well, yeah.
So you want one?
Yes. I already said that.
Right. Okay.
Great. Well, all right. Well, then, we will do that.
- This week? - Yes. Good night.
Good night. Good night, my sweet. Okay.
So glad that's over with, God.
I'm sorry. Hold on, just a moment.
Are you here for the PTA meeting?
Oh, yes. Hi, hi. I'm Barbara Simon.
Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler. Nancy's mother.
- I met Margaret. - Oh, oh.
We're just about to get started, so please come in.
- Have a seat. - Okay, thank you.
- All right. - Just anywhere is fine?
- Here. Just right here. - Okay, okay.
Here we go.
Thank you all for coming.
Delano is nothing without its dedicated parents.
Let's dive right in and get started
the way we do every year,
by forming our committees.
First up, we have the Campus Improvement Committee.
Any volunteers?
Ooh. Okay.
Oh. Wonderful.
Uh-huh. Barbara, I got you. Okay.
Next, the Delano Social Committee.
Sure, yeah. Okay.
- Okay. - Great.
All right. The Fundraising Committee.
Good for you, Barbara.
This is going to be great.
All right, pencils down.
Kindly pass your worksheets forward.
How'd you do, Margaret?
I think I did pretty good.
All right, uh...
Before the bell, I want to share some news
that I think will make you all very happy.
Now that you all are in the sixth grade,
you'll get to do a full, year-long research project.
- Yes!
The worst.
Margaret, I would like to talk to you
for a moment after class.
Uh-oh. What'd you do, Margaret?
- Hi. - Please have a seat.
So basically, I'm just having little chats
with each student in advance of your research projects
to answer any questions
or perhaps guide you toward a topic of choice.
Oh.
And I read your getting-to-know-you paper.
And I noticed under the "I hate" section,
you wrote "religious holidays."
Which I... I found curious.
If you don't want to share, you don't...
You don't have to, Margaret.
Oh, no. It's just, um...
I guess I just don't like those holidays
because I don't celebrate any of them.
My dad is Jewish and my mom's Christian,
so instead of picking which religion I am, uh,
they just decided that I wouldn't have one
and I can choose when I grow up.
And have you given that much thought?
Not really. My grandma wants me to be Jewish.
And your other grandparents
want you to be Christian, I imagine.
I don't know. I've never met them before.
They live in Ohio.
So you've never met them at all?
- No. - Oh.
Well, if I may suggest it,
I feel like "religion" could be
a very compelling research topic for you.
Tickets are tenth row,
dead center, very hard to get.
- Tell her that. I will.
- Is she excited? - She's excited.
Well, I mean, is she excited or is she just excited?
She's excited.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll let you go. Well, I'm excited!
- Okay, bye. - Bye.
Hey.
- Hey. - What happened to the couch?
Uh, it's time to turn over a new leaf.
I was thinking maybe something modern?
I don't know. I have to think about it. How was school?
You're home a little later than usual, huh?
Yeah.
Hey. How come I've never met your mom or dad?
Um...
Well, what made you think about that?
Just wondering.
I mean, I know that we don't see them
because they're so far away,
but why don't we even talk to them?
We just, we just don't.
It's, uh... It's, um...
It's such a long story.
What do you mean?
I mean, I'll tell you another time.
Why can't you just tell me now?
Um...
I just...
Look, I just...
Uh...
So, um...
We don't see my parents because, um...
They don't want to.
What?
My mom and dad are very, very devout Christians, and...
before you were born,
when your dad and I first fell in love,
um, they told me that it would be very hard for them
to, uh, have a...
Sorry.
Jewish son-in-law.
They told me it would be very hard for them
to have a Jewish son-in-law.
And that if I wanted to marry him,
that was my business, but
I wouldn't be their daughter anymore.
But you are their daughter.
Mmm-hmm. I guess, um, what I mean is that, um...
They just didn't want me in their life anymore.
So, I'm not.
- Mom. - It's okay. Oh, honey.
It was a long time ago.
I have you guys.
Okay, you know what? I took Dad to the station
so we could have the car
because we're supposed to go shopping, remember?
Remember? Bras?
Whoo-hoo.
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
I can't believe this.
What kind of parents would do that?
And blame it on religion?
God, please take care of my mom.
She's a good person.
- She's nice to everyone. - You're welcome.
Even when she doesn't need to be.
- Thank you. - Can't forget about you.
I don't know why this happened.
But please, somehow, make it all okay.
And here are the bras.
Oh, also, I'm getting a bra today.
I'd like something to put in it, please.
Excuse me.
Uh, we're looking for a bra for my daughter.
Hmm. Well, we don't have many that small.
But come with me, dear, I'll measure you.
Arms up, dear.
Hmm.
Barely a 28. Not even a double-A.
Your best bet is going to be to go with
- one of these Gro-Bras here. - It's okay.
So, one day, when you do grow, it'll grow with you.
Okay. Thank you very much.
- Sure. - Thanks, we'll just go try it on.
- Um... - Hmm? Oh.
Yeah. Can I just... I'll just... Yep.
Here we go.
This is always the tough bit.
I can't even do this to this day.
Okay. All right. Can I see?
- How's that feel? - I cannot wait to take it off.
Yeah. Welcome to womanhood.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Look at you. Working the land.
Heavy machinery, ouch.
Be better if I take my shirt off or it's too much?
Not for me.
- Ooh.
There it is, yeah.
You ever been kissed in the suburbs?
- No, sir.
I'm Laura Danker. What's your name?
God damn it!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you lose a finger?
It does say, "Stop the engine motor"
"before cleaning the mower, unclogging the chute."
Whose side are you on?
Well, no, you turn off the motor before you...
I'm fine.
You have to turn the motor off, Dad.
Well, time for Boy Books, everyone.
Who wants to go first?
Like it matters.
We all already know who everyone put down.
Philip Leroy!
He's so cute.
It's been the same since second grade.
Well, he looks better this year.
- Really? - Yes. He must have gone
- to the beach or something. - He doesn't look
- any different. - Who'd you put down, Margaret?
- Yeah, I put him, too.
All right, well, that was quick.
Now it's time to check for the bras.
- Gretchen has a bra.
Janie has a bra.
Margaret has a bra. Huh.
Now, let's go around and tell our sizes.
Well, mine didn't say it had a size.
It just said it was a Gro-Bra.
Yeah, I got that one, too.
Oh, same here.
Well, not me.
I'm a 32, double-A.
If you want to get out of those small bras,
you're going to have to do
the same exercising technique I do.
- There's an exercise? - Of course there is.
You hold your arms out like this
and you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust."
"I must, I must, I must increase my bust."
- Does that really work? - I'm living proof.
Now come on, get up. Get up! Get up! Get up!
You'll see. Get up.
I must, I must, I must increase my bust.
I must, I must increase my bust.
Chin up!
We must, we must, we must increase our bust.
"We must, we must,"
- "we must increase our bust."
Shut up! You're so stupid!
- Shut up! - I can feel it working!
Mom!
Grandma said she'll pick you up
right where you pull in.
- Yes. - I don't want you to talk to
anybody on the bus.
- Especially men. - Right.
And you find a nice seat by yourself...
- Okay. Okay, Dad. - ...by the bus driver.
Um, excuse me, sir, this young lady,
she's traveling by herself today
and I was just wondering if you could keep an eye on her?
- Sure, lady. - Mom, come on.
Okay, good bye. Good bye.
- It's going to be fun. Bye. - Bye!
- Okay. Have fun. - See ya.
Right there, right there!
Good. There you go.
- See ya! - Independence is good, right?
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
I'm a little nervous, actually, about being alone,
so can you just
not let anything really horrible happen?
Oh, good. That makes me feel a little better.
You know, maybe I will do my school project on religion.
I think it's finally time for me to decide what to be, God.
You wouldn't mind, would you?
I'll tell you all about it.
And I promise I won't make any decisions without you first.
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♪ I've information vegetable Animal, and mineral
♪ I know the kings of England
♪ And I quote The fights historical... ♪
Grandma!
Darling, you made it.
Oh, look at you! You look gorgeous.
So do you. Your hair's red.
Yes, everybody thinks I'm a showgirl.
Come on, we'll drop your bag with the doorman
and then, we're gonna scoot to the Delacorte.
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♪ With many cheerful facts
♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse
♪ With many cheerful facts
♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse
♪ Then I can write a washing Bill in Babylonic cuneiform
♪ And tell you every detail Of Caractacus's uniform
♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral
♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General
♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral
♪ He is the very model Of a modern Major-General ♪
Wait, a minute. Okay. You should always
put your hand lotion on last thing at night.
And then, some ladies
put gloves on over that to sleep in.
- You know why? - No.
Okay. You have to promise not to tell anybody this,
what I'm going to tell you now.
- Okay? Okay, swear? - Okay. I swear.
So, I actually did this.
I got a really fabulous hand cream
and I bought these white gloves
- and I put them on. All right. - Oh!
No, I did, I did. And so, I'm lying there, like,
I must've been asleep,
and you know, and I must've gone like this
and I was, like, "Ah! Who's in here?"
Because I couldn't feel my own hands.
- I was frightened.
Oh, God. You are a fab... I had the best time tonight.
- It was amazing. - You are a great date, toots.
Oh, my gosh. You are.
Lordy, Lordy.
Before I forget, if you hear, like, a
or a it's not me.
Okay? You're just dreaming
and you're dreaming. All right?
Okay. Sweet dreams.
Hey, Grandma.
Yeah, sugar.
Do you think maybe I could go
to the temple with you sometime?
You bet you can.
Really? Really?
Yeah.
We'll go in the morning. I got to find what to wear.
Welcome.
- Welcome. - My granddaughter is here with me today.
Shabbat Shalom.
My granddaughter. My granddaughter.
There's the rabbi. He's the best in the city.
Two hours, in and out, bing, bang, boom.
Welcome, dear friends.
Oh, it's starting.
Shabbat Shalom.
Shabbat Shalom means "hello," "goodbye,"
"peace and harmony," and other stuff.
...in thanks to God this morning.
We open our prayer books and we turn to page 26.
Agree to the terms
of their covenant with God.
Shabbat Shalom.
Oh, that was lovely.
Oh!
Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations.
Mazel tov.
I don't know, God.
The people seem nice and I like the music,
but I guess I expected something else?
I don't know what exactly. A feeling, maybe?
I can't believe that she took you to temple
without even asking us.
I'm honestly surprised it took her so long.
I told you guys that it was my idea.
I just wanted to try it out.
I'm going to try church, too, Mom, so don't freak out.
I don't care about church.
I don't want you to go to church.
I don't think you should be bothering yourself
with any of this stuff right now.
You said that I can choose my own religion when I grow up.
Yeah, when you grow up. When you're an adult.
I'm almost 12.
- That's almost an adult. - Honey, no.
- Margaret. Honey.
I shouldn't have laughed.
- It was funny. - I just...
I don't want her to go through any of it.
I don't either. But it might not be the worst thing.
Think about it.
What does that mean?
Well...
she'll go to a couple of endless services
and then, she'll realize how lucky she was
we never made her go.
Know what got me off going to temple?
- What? - Going to temple.
You don't understand a word they're saying.
And you sit there for a long time.
Oh, honey. Oh.
- What? - I am so sorry. I am...
- What? - I swear I'm going to
buy the furniture.
This is all I need.
Look at it. And look...
Oh, God!
Find me a couch that does this.
- Okay?
You know how ugly the ceiling in our gymnasium is?
- It is. - Yes, it is.
We'll have it refinished, paint it completely black
and then we'll cut out little stars
and recreate the night sky.
- Oh, that's sweet. - How lovely.
So how many stars would we need?
Oh, I was thinking five or 10,000.
It shouldn't take us long.
I've got some scissors right here.
Okay.
Promenade right.
Now, single file.
And that's it. Yeah!
- All right, great.
It's the effort that counts. Have a good evening.
- I'm so glad this is done. - Yeah, that sucked.
- It took forever. - Norman's horrible.
Guys. Gretchen got the book.
- What book? You know...
My dad's anatomy book that I told you about?
It looks like a thumb.
- What?
- Oh. - It's so saggy.
It's a wobbly blob.
My brother's looks like that.
- Ew. - How do you know?
He walks around naked. I see it.
It's not a pleasant sight.
I never want to see anyone naked,
or have anyone see me naked.
It's just gross.
Come on. What about when you get married?
Especially then.
Janie, once you grow a little,
you'll want the whole world to see you.
Just like the girls in Playboy.
What girls in Playboy?
- You've never seen... Playboy?
- Where would I see it?
My dad gets Playboy.
Wait. So you have a copy here, in this house?
Well, I don't know where it is.
Of course you know where it is.
Go on.
- I don't know. - Margaret, come on.
- Go get it. - Go get it, Margaret.
[ON TV] You don't want to overcook
and you don't want to start cooking
the bouillabaisse until just the last minute,
because you've got your...
Look how round they are.
Mine just look like little wizard hats.
"Hillary Brite is a 19-year-old
"who loves water-skiing, horses and going out"
"to the mall for an Orange Julius."
Do you think any of us
will look like that when we're 19?
We must, we must, we must increase our bust!
♪ Jesus
- ♪ Hey, God - ♪ Jesus
♪ I'm gonna tell everybody
♪ Not to be afraid...
I don't know if I got the feeling, God,
but I'm sure in a good mood.
♪ The kingdom of Jesus
♪ Has come ♪
Hey, what are you doing? Are those Christmas cards?
Uh, New Year's cards.
Um, I'm trying to get on top of it this year.
- Yeah. - Um, oh, there's the mailman.
- Can you... You've got your boots on? - Yeah.
- Can you just run those out to him? - Sure.
- Thank you, honey. - Of course.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Norman Fisher?
So, who's Norman Fisher?
This weird kid in my class.
I don't even know why he invited me.
I barely know him.
- Hello? - Did you get invited
to stupid Norman Fisher's birthday party?
Yeah. You did, too?
Everyone did. The whole class.
Janie, Gretchen, everyone. Even Philip Leroy.
- Even Laura Danker? - I said everybody.
Anyways, my mom talked to Norman's mom
and I guess it's a big deal dinner party.
We have to look extremely nice.
Ow!
Ready? Lean on back.
No. No, no, no.
Where are my shoes?
Oh, my God!
Mom!
JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go.
Oh, this is gonna look so pre... Stop moving!
- We are done. - Yes!
Okay, we're done. Come on. Mom.
Perfect. One more for your body. One more.
Okay, let's go. Mom, no!
Okay. Wait. One more time. Please.
I'm going to get these printed.
- It's weird. - Okay, here. Just push them...
Lick them with your fingers and stick it back.
You got to go, you got to go.
Bye! Thank you, Jan.
My God,
I am so excited for all of us to do this.
All right, I'll just, um...
- Just, just... - NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay.
I'll just... Yeah, okay. Have fun.
He's hilarious.
How come she never talks to anybody?
I don't know.
Because she's too busy doing other stuff, that's why.
Now, if everybody's had enough to eat,
we can start the games.
The games?
I'll spin first.
Ooh!
Okay. Now, it's Janie's turn to spin.
- This is a great party. - Do we have to play this game?
Well then, let's play a different game, huh?
I have one. It's called Two Minutes in the Closet.
What's that?
Well, we all get a number,
and then somebody will call out, like, number six
and then those two
will go into the closet and, you know...
Ooh!
Number three.
Who's number three?
Somebody's got to be number three.
Go ahead. Into the bathroom.
Somebody get Freddy a step stool.
What do you think they're doing?
- I'm sorry.
Ooh!
You're next.
I pick number... 12.
What?
You're 12?
Ooh!
Nice.
Sorry.
Margaret, turn around.
Um...
So...
Hi.
Hey.
So...
So, the kiss was really good?
They were pretty good kisses. Yeah.
Kisses? He kissed you more than once?
Like, how many times?
About five, I think.
I don't know. I think I lost count.
I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, God,
but it's just too good.
Sorry, sorry, I'm going to focus.
The Book of Isaiah, chapter nine,
verses six and seven says,
"For unto us a child is born. Unto us, a son is given
"and he will be called Wonderful Counselor,"
"Mighty God, Everlasting Father."
If only you could give me a hint, God.
I'm more confused than ever.
Which religion should I be?
Sometimes I just wish I'd been born
one way or the other.
Hi, there. This is Barbara calling,
from Delano Elementary School.
And we're just looking for, uh... donations.
Sorry.
Oh, God. I didn't realize it was dinner.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Hi.
Don't go, don't go, don't go.
I can't believe you're still there. Okay.
Okay.
No.
Jan.
I just popped by to pick up your stars.
Yes. Um...
Uh, I've been cleaning. Come on in.
Um, I'll just, uh, get the stars.
Um, they're, they're almost, uh, ready.
You know, I ordered furniture and, um,
- they still haven't sent it. - Oh, my gosh.
So crazy. Okay, stars. Um...
Stars. Stars. Stars.
Thank you.
Oh, and don't say anything,
but Deb's stars are a little lopsided.
Oh.
You know, yours are so good.
Thank you.
You think you could do her allotment, too?
Just between the two of us?
Sure... Yes.
Ah. Thank you. You are such a doll.
Well, I better get going. There's lots to do still.
- I'll get the door there. - Thank you.
Okay.
Okay, bye. Thank you for these.
Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime.
Hello, girls.
I'm Mrs. Webster.
And I am here to speak to you today
about your changing bodies.
Told you this was the big sex movie.
Some of you may have
already begun to experience these changes.
While others of you still haven't experienced
a single change at all.
We're going to watch a short film
to learn a little bit more.
All girls are unique.
But sometime, between the ages of nine and 16
one very special thing happens to every girl,
menstruation.
Once a month, a velvety lining of blood and tissue
forms in her uterus to make a warm,
nutritious place for a baby to grow.
If a baby is not conceived, the lining is not needed.
And so, the blood is released through the vagina.
That's menstruation.
Who do you think will get it first?
Who do you think will get it last?
I honestly don't know what's taking me so long
to get this dumb furniture.
I guess I just want our house to look like one of those
nice little houses nice little families have.
Do you like these egg chairs?
When did you get your period?
Um...
Just tell me how old you were.
I... I think I was 14?
That late?
That's not late, actually.
I mean, I had a cousin who was 16.
Sixteen? Oh, my God.
I'd... I'd die if I didn't get it
before I was 16.
Honey, you will get it
exactly when you're supposed to get it.
Don't worry about it.
My mom got me Radio City tickets
since I got all straight A's.
Um, does anybody want to come?
Only bad thing is, is my brother and Moose are coming.
- Oh, I'll go. - Okay.
I got it.
Got what?
My period.
I just don't really understand how you got it first
when I have way more than you.
Well, that doesn't mean anything.
- Yes, it does, Gretchen. - Okay, just tell us
- how it happened. - Start from the very beginning.
Well, I was sitting there at dinner
eating my meatloaf
and I felt something coming out of me.
So I went to the bathroom,
pulled down my pants and that's when I saw the blood.
So I called my mom
and I showed her.
And she got some
"sanitary napkins," as she calls them.
I put one on and...
Well, that's the whole thing.
That's the whole thing? Just that?
- I told you everything. No.
There has to be something more.
My sister said that it kinda has a smell.
But I haven't noticed that yet.
A smell? Like what?
She said it kinda smells like the monkey bars.
- The monkey bars? Ugh. Yeah.
I used to love the monkey bars.
But do you feel older now? Like more mature?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know how to explain it
and you won't understand it till you get it,
but I feel like everything's changed.
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
I've never been so jealous my entire life
and I hate myself for being jealous.
Just please, please just let me grow
and let me get my period.
Let me just be normal and regular like everybody else.
Just please, please,
please, please, please, please, please!
Amen.
I don't know if I want to do this.
It's fine. It's just so that we're ready.
Just in case.
Come on.
Okay.
Next in line, please.
Please, God, let it be a lady.
Please.
Thank you.
- Hey, there. Hey.
- No... - Let's just put them back.
No, come on. Come on.
- Oh, my God! - Oh!
- The Tic Tacs!
- Why the Tic Tacs? - I don't know.
- Everything worked out. - Oh, man.
- Uh, come in.
- Hi. - Hey.
Uh, you've got a postcard.
- Oh. Thanks. - Who's in D.C.?
Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went for President's Day.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Okay.
- You want the door closed? - Yeah. Sure.
"I got it"?
Oh, come on!
Hello? Simon residence. Sylvia speaking.
[ON PHONE] Grandma?
Margaret? What's wrong?
I just really miss you.
Oh, honey.
Me, too.
I'll be back next week to see the Rockettes and...
maybe could I come down
and stay the night like we did last time?
Oh, sweetheart.
I'd love to, I'd love... But I...
Well...
I'm going to be in Florida then.
I, uh, I heard about this hotel
and there's a lot of people my age there and, uh...
Um, okay.
Wait a minute. Wait. Um...
What if you fly down to Florida
and spend a few days with me?
- Isn't your spring break soon? - Yeah. The end of April.
Perfect! I'll still be there.
I'll ask Mom and Dad.
Oh, great!
That's my girl. Bye, darling.
Come on, come on! Front row tickets!
- Front row tickets, remember? - I'm coming! Yes, coming!
I'm so excited.
Hi.
- Hi. - Hey.
- Excuse me. - Okay.
Thank you.
Sorry. Lefty.
Oh, no, it's okay.
Do you know if the waiter's anywhere?
Oh. You can have mine. I didn't drink any out of it.
Thanks.
Hey.
Do you know something
I've always liked about you, Margaret?
- No? - Come with me.
I got to go to the bathroom.
We'll be right back. Don't touch my food.
You know, I've had to go since we got here...
...and then I drank, like, three 7Ups or something.
Uh-huh.
Oh, no.
- Oh, no. - What?
Oh, please. Oh, no.
Nancy?
Oh, no.
Nancy, what's wrong?
Go get my mom, Margaret.
- What's going on? - Go get my mom.
- Please, quick. - Let me in.
Please, please just go get my mom!
Okay, okay, I'll be right back.
Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying. She needs you.
Oh, oh. All right.
Nancy?
- Nancy? - Oh, Mom, please help me.
- Please help me. Please. - The door's locked, Nancy.
I can't get in. You have to unlock it.
- I can't open it, I can't. - Yes, you can, Nancy.
Unlock this door. Come on.
Let me in.
What's going on?
All right, all right, calm down.
Calm down, I can't help you.
Hmm? Hey, look at me. Calm down.
I can't help you if you don't stop crying and talk to me.
Hey. What is it?
Oh. Well, all right. Um...
Here. We'll just, uh...
Margaret?
Margaret.
Would you get Nancy a pad, please
from the dispenser on the wall?
She got her period, sweetie.
Does she always act like that?
Well, it's her first time. She's just a little scared.
Thank you, sweetie.
All right. Yeah?
All right.
Well, you girls wash up.
I'm going to go tell the others not to worry.
Not too long now. Okay?
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
I don't even know what to say.
I'm going to Florida?
- Happy birthday. - Mom. Thank you so much.
Hey!
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
Why do we have different seats?
He said we're in groups to study different countries.
Oh. Hey.
Hey. Happy birthday.
- Thanks. - Oh, and, uh,
- I got you something. - Ow!
It's a pinch to grow an inch.
And you know where you need that inch. Hey.
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
I hate Philip Leroy. I hate him.
I hate Laura Danker, too! With her big boobs.
"Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm wearing a sweater."
I hate Nancy. That liar!
And Norman Fisher, the way that he reads
with his stupid lips flapping everywhere!
Please. Please, just hurry up and get me to Florida!
Philip and Norman should be here.
They make us do all the work.
What time is your mom picking you up?
Not till later.
I have to go to St. Thomas for Confession first.
Confession?
It's just something you have to do when you're Catholic.
What do you confess?
Things.
What kinds of things?
Never mind.
You're just copying straight out of the World Book.
It's four words.
"Germany invaded Belgium when..."
So, you're still cheating.
Mr. Benedict will know if you're cheating.
I'm not cheating! Jeez!
Quit acting like you know everything
and you're so great.
This has nothing to do with being great.
I know all about the stuff that you do.
What's that supposed to mean?
I heard about you and Moose Freed.
What about me and Moose Freed?
Oh, how you and Evan and Moose go behind the A.
And why would I do that?
I don't know why you do it. But I know why they do it.
So they can feel you up or something and you let them.
You're a liar. You're lying!
I'm not lying.
You're just like Nancy.
All you do is pick on people and make up stories.
You think I don't know about you and your friends?
Laura!
Wait. Please! Laura!
- Wait up. Please! - You think I don't know
that all of you make fun of me like it's some kind of game?
- It's not me. - Do you think I want to be
the biggest kid in the class?
How would you feel if you were to wear a bra in fourth grade
and everybody called you names
just because of how you looked?
I don't know.
Hey, wait. I really am sorry.
Laura?
Laura.
I'm the worst person who ever lived, God.
I picked on Laura Danker just because I felt mean.
I don't want to be like Nancy.
I don't even know if I want to be friends with her anymore.
I've been looking for you, God.
I looked for you in Temple,
I looked for you in Church...
I didn't feel you at all.
Why? Why, God?
Why do I only feel you when I'm alone?
Yes, my child.
Do you have something you'd like to confess?
Um...
I...
I did something really awful.
And...
I'm really sorry.
"Dear Barbara,
"your letter felt like an answer to prayer.
"Your father and I have been thinking about you a lot.
"We're getting older and suddenly, more than anything,
"we'd like to see our only daughter"
"and finally get to know our granddaughter, Margaret Ann."
"We're flying east next week,
"and we sincerely hope you'll let us visit."
"Love, your mother, Mary Hutchins."
So you sent them a card?
I don't know why.
Do you remember what it was like
when they just cast you out?
Yes.
Do you?
Because I remember.
I know. I know.
How they treated you was just...
- I know. - How they treated me?
They think you're going to hell
because you married a Jew.
Think about that.
I...
I know.
Do you really, really want to open up that door?
We have a good life.
Yes. Yes.
I...
But what if this means... they've changed?
And if they haven't?
They're my parents.
Mmm.
- The only ones I got. - They are your parents.
Oh, God.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
Um...
- Oh. - Oh, honey, um...
Uh...
We got a letter
from, um, from my parents, from your grandparents.
And they're coming to visit next week.
- Next... next week? Mmm-hmm.
They're really excited to meet you.
I won't be here. I'll be in Florida.
I'm still going to Florida, aren't I?
- Margaret, look... - No. What?
I can't even go to Florida now?
Come on, I don't even want to see them.
I want to see Grandma.
I know. I know and we will make this up to you.
I promise, you will go to Florida,
- just another time. - No, I don't want
to go to Florida another time.
Does Grandma know about this?
No, not yet. We have to call her.
Well, I'm not doing it. You can do it yourself.
- No, of course. Of course. - Let me handle that.
- No, I will... - Please let me call. Please.
To this beautiful day.
Just one moment.
Don't eat all the cheese without me.
I'm just kidding. You eat as much as you want.
Depending on your cholesterol.
- I'm sure it's low.
Simon residence.
Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh...
Herb?
Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan to come to Florida next week
isn't going to work out.
I'm really sorry.
Just give me the phone.
Hey, Grandma.
Margaret, what happened? What's going on?
We...
We got a letter that my other grandparents are coming.
And I just really wanted to see you.
Put your mother on the phone right now.
- Oh, no... It's okay.
Sylvia.
What the hell is going on, Barbara?
Sylvia, I'm so very sorry about this
and I will try and explain it another time.
No. You're going to explain right now.
I'm sorry, I have to... I have to go.
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
- I'm absolutely miserable. - I am so sorry.
Everything is going wrong. Everything.
I'm begging you.
Make something happen so that they don't come
and I can still go to Florida.
Please, Margaret. Even if it's fake,
can you just look happy?
Or at least not so unhappy?
Why do you even want to see them?
After everything that they did to you?
Because I want them to see how great we've done.
I... And how proud I am of our family.
- Hey! Hello.
That's them.
Okay.
Hi!
They might hug you, I don't know.
Just be prepared.
- Hi! - Hello!
Hello. It's so nice to see you.
Oh, you too, Barbara.
- Oh.
- Hi, honey. - Oh.
- This must be Margaret Ann. - Mmm-hmm.
We're very glad to meet you.
- Yes, we are. Yes, we are. - Me, too.
Um...
Bags! We'll get the bags.
Um, Herb is just out, uh, with the car.
- Yeah, so... Okay. Okay.
Just out here to the right.
The blue car there. Yep.
Hey.
- Youse okay? Yeah? - Yeah.
Mom, Dad, you remember Herb?
- Yeah. Hello, Herb. - Hi.
- How are you? - Okay.
- Hi. Nice to see you. - Hello.
Um, should I... I'll take this for you.
Oh.
All right.
Okay.
All right. Should I put these up?
Oh, yes. Thank you.
Here we are. Make yourselves comfortable.
- Lovely home. - Yeah!
Thank you. Yes. Uh...
Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh,
can you show them to their room?
And, um, I'll just get dinner started.
Sure. Um, up this way.
Gosh, you look just like your mom
when she was your age.
Um, yeah. This way.
- Hi. - Hey.
How are you doing?
Uh... How are you doing?
Um, I used up all my small talk
- in the car. - Oh, God.
Do they like sports? TV shows?
Game shows. They used to watch game shows.
- Okay. Game shows, game shows.
Hmm.
Um, coming!
Herb!
Mom!
Baby! Come give your mom a big hug.
Oh.
- Oh. Look at your little face. - Sylvia?
Yeah. My mom is here.
Uh, yes, she is. What's happening?
Well, Margaret said she needed to see me,
so we flew out from Florida.
Are your parents here yet?
Oh. This is Morris Binamin.
- Rhymes with cinnamon.
- Hi. Grandma!
There's my Margaret! Oh!
- Did you know? - I had no... I know.
I missed you so much!
I thought you were in Florida.
I know. Well, Florida came to you.
- Uh...
Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia. Herb's mom.
Sylvia, this... These are my parents, Paul and Mary.
Hello.
- Hello.
We have pot roast.
Sure.
Mmm.
- Mmm. - Oh, yeah.
- Dinner is delicious, Barbara. - Oh, my God, yes.
- Oh. - You have definitely improved.
- It is very nice. - Thank you.
Well, I have to admit it was a bit of a jolt, um,
but it's nice to have everyone here together.
The whole family.
- And Mr. Binamin.
Nice to have you, too.
- L'chaim. - L'chaim.
L'chaim. L'chaim.
L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim.
- To life!
So, um, do you watch Jeopardy!?
I used to braid your mama's hair
when she was a little girl.
Did your mom ever braid your hair?
Um, yeah, she used to do it all the time.
I can see she taught you how to braid with your bracelet.
Yeah.
Oh, there's just so much
we want to get to know about you, Margaret.
Twelve years is a lot to catch up on.
Yeah. A long time.
So, uh, we were wondering...
Do you go to Sunday school?
Or, uh, have you ever thought about it?
- Uh... - Nope. Never. Not once.
We asked Margaret the question, Sylvia.
Margaret?
Well, you're wasting your time
because Margaret went to Temple and she's Jewish.
- What did you say?
Excuse me.
Margaret went to Temple.
- Okay, Mom, you're done. - What are you talking about?
Okay, that's it. Well, you left the room
and they're trying to convert her.
Well, Margaret has the right to be baptized
if she wants to be.
- Baptized? If she wants to be.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe you're doing this.
All right. Everyone, this discussion is over.
We're her parents and this discussion is over.
Yeah, you're right, it's over, because she's already Jewish.
- Sylvia! - Well, in our eyes,
- she's Christian. - No, no! Margaret is nothing!
Margaret is not Jewish or Christian.
She is no religion until she decides.
Well, how can she be Jewish
- if her mother is Christian? - Stop.
You were never there for her. You abandoned her.
What does it matter?
Do you think that we wanted this?
Stop it!
All of you, just stop it.
I don't care. I don't care anymore.
It's all just so stupid, religion!
Just stop fighting!
I... I don't want a religion.
- I don't care. I don't care! - Margaret...
I don't even believe in God!
- Are you happy? Hmm?
- I'm so sorry. I did this. - No, no, no. This is not...
- I am so sorry. - No, this is not your fault.
This is not your fault. Okay, this is not your fault.
No, that was everybody else. That was not...
- Me. - No, no, no.
"Dear Mr. Benedict,"
"what I learned about religion is that it makes people fight."
"That every religion says the same thing.
"If you pray to God, he'll listen to you,
"and help you, and make things better."
"But I've prayed and prayed"
"and everything just gets worse."
Okay. We'll call you.
"I don't know anymore, but I think..."
"That maybe the truth is..."
"There's nobody up there."
"There's nobody listening."
"There's only just..."
"Me."
"Sincerely, Margaret Simon."
Margaret.
- Hey. - Hey.
Wait. Come here.
I don't really feel like talking.
Yeah. I don't either.
But, um, I do want to say sorry for how things went.
And I know that this past year has not been easy.
Want to just sit for a minute?
Mmm, yeah. Good idea.
It gets tiring trying so hard all the time, doesn't it?
Yeah.
- One, two, three. Cheese! - Cheese!
- Junior High! Whoo!
Come on, everybody. Margaret, come on!
Hey.
Thanks, Mr. Benedict.
You're a really good teacher.
Well, I wouldn't say all that. You know,
still trying to iron out some of the kinks.
No, you were really good.
I'm glad you felt that way.
Hey.
Do you want to come dance?
Really?
Yeah.
Yes! I knew it!
You basically already won.
You've been going for ages.
- Ages, Gretchen? - Can I please go?
Gretchen, quit complaining all the time.
I'm not complaining.
Nancy.
Come on, please?
I got it!
Really nice work on the shading, Daniel.
Thank you.
I think maybe you could put a wash here
just to blend that, but I... It's beautiful.
- Oh. Hey, Barbara! - Jan!
It's so funny to see you. I was just gonna call you.
- Oh. - Can you believe it,
about the stars?
- Oh, I know. - Jeez.
Well, I guess everything is a fire hazard these days.
Anyway, um,
we're getting committees together
over at the Junior High
and I can think of at least three
that you'd be perfect for.
Oh, Jan, that sounds great and I'd love to, but, um...
I don't want to.
But thank you for asking me.
- Yeah. - And, uh...
- Have a good day! - Okay.
I'm going to write you so many letters.
So many letters, the mailman's going to say,
"That's it! No more!"
Okay.
Oh. Have the best time, honey.
We'll see you when you get back.
See you soon, sweetie.
- Have fun. - Bye.
Love you. Bye!
- Okay. I think this is it. - Got it?
- Then we just have to... - Wait, wait, wait.
- ...close it. - Yeah.
- Camera, camera, camera. - Oh, wait.
- Yes. All right.
Okay. Now, we just have to close it.
- Sides. Check the sides. - Okay, got it?
- Yeah, yeah. Step on it. - Ready. Go.
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Whoo. Ah.
- Just kidding. - Every time.
If it's there, I'll take it.
- Okay. Good stuff. There it is.
Almost like we've done it before.
- Yeah.
Is it lawn day?
It is.
- We haven't paid him yet. - We haven't.
No. And if you wanted to go into the kitchen
and grab it...
Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
Hey. Hey, Moose.
Here. Dad says thanks.
Oh, thank you. Yeah.
Uh, well, have a good summer.
I won't be seeing you for a while.
Oh, where you going?
Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah.
- Oh. - Leaving today.
Well, have fun.
Thanks.
And, uh, I don't know.
Maybe we can hang out when you get back?
Re... Really?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Mom... Mom?
Mom! Mom!
What is it? What's wrong?
I got it. I got my period.
What?
- I got it, right? - Yeah!
- Yeah. Yes.
Oh, my God.
- I don't know why I'm crying.
Oh, my goodness. Wow.
- Are you okay? Yeah? - I'm fine. I'm fine.
- You feel... - Yep, I'm fine.
Do you have any cramping or...
- No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine. - No?
I can't believe this is happening to you.
I don't believe it either.
You're a woman!
I'm a woman!
Okay, um... Get down to business.
- We need pads. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
I actually bought you some.
- Really? - I was going to sneak them
into your trunk at camp, you know, just in case.
But, okay. One sec.
Be right there.
Okay. So...
Um, this is how they work.
- So you just put... - I know how to do it.
I've been practicing in my room for two months.
- What? - Yeah.
- You have? Oh, my... - Yes. Yes.
All right.
Well, then, you're, um... You don't need me.
Yeah.
I'll be right out here. Okay.
Are you still there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
Thanks.
Thanks an awful lot.
上车吧，姑娘们！
再见！
欢迎回家，亲爱的！嗨，爸爸！
嗨，妈妈！
- 妈妈！ - 你好！
你好！
等待。你长高了吗？
- 是的，我做到了。 - 哇。
超好的。好的。哦，在这里。
- 让我们拿走你的行李箱。是的。
我把车停在两边，他们已经生我的气了。
- 什么车？ - 哦，我们买了一辆车。
- 我们买了一辆车？ - 是的！
- 做什么的？ - 我稍后会解释。
就是那边那个蓝色的大号。
- 在路中间。
嘿，女士，你在开玩笑吗？对不起！
- 对不起，我们走了。一秒。 - 这是我的女孩！
奶奶！
- 啊！
- 哦，上帝，我想念你！ - 我也是！
女士，你不能停在马路中间。我们走吧！
- 对不起。保证，再等两秒钟。 - 来吧，女士。
欢迎回家的礼物。
- 哦，这是你做的？ - 从头开始。
- 啊！ - 这是羊绒。
我做了一切
- 但要剃山羊毛。
- 玛格丽特！你能不能... - 我们走吧，女士们。
我很抱歉。是的，在那里找到底部。
- 好的。你说对了。 - 开始了。好的。
- 继续，女孩们。 - 好吧，我们开始吧。
- 天啊。 - 重的。
当心...
- 当心自行车。 - 天啊。
开始了。
哇，哇，哇，嘿。我会做的。
啊，你好！
我会做的。拜托，拜托。
- 我的天啊。惊人的。 - 我们得到了它。
- 爸爸！ - 你好！哦，我的天啊！
- 很高兴见到你。 - 我也是！
看那个！发生了什么？
- 那么，营地怎么样？ - 这是惊人的。
- 所以，你在演戏？ - 是的！
我的天啊。那真是难以置信。
- 那些盒子是做什么用的？ - 别担心。
我想了解更多关于营地的信息。
你还学到了什么？
- 你还干了什么？ - 你在移动。
- 什么？ - 真的吗，妈妈？
- 西尔维亚。你保证过。 - 哦，哇。
我们搬家？
看，这是……看，我们是……
她看到了盒子。
- 她正在把它放在一起。 - 我不认为她是。
- 我们要搬家了吗？ - 好的。
只是...
看，我们想让你安顿下来
在我们发布消息之前。
但是，嗯，你爸爸升职了。
是的。那不是很好吗？我们发现
- 这个大房子。哦，最好的房子。
- 最好的房子。 - 在哪里？
好吧，就是这样。我们真的很幸运。和...
- 新泽西州。啊...
- 新泽西州？ - 对不起。对不起。
- 我说过我会置身事外。
我们要离开纽约？
几乎没有离开纽约。
它就在河的另一边。
但...
但我们在这里很开心。我们不需要移动。
不，我们不需要搬家，但我们想搬家。正确的？
我不。
我将不得不离开我所有的朋友
和改变学校
我再也见不到奶奶了。
那不是真的。
看，你要把你所有的朋友都留在这里
你会交到更多的朋友。听听这个。
我不会再工作了。
你知道那是什么意思吗？
这意味着我不会一直离开。
从一个班跑到另一个班。
上帝。你知道我对此有多难过吗？
但是你喜欢教艺术。
哦耶。是的，我知道，我知道，但是...
但这是，这是我们的机会。
我现在就回家。
我可以每天在家陪你。
我会参与你的学校，
就像你所有朋友的妈妈一样。
我们会吃家庭晚餐，我会学做饭。
我知道很多。
你能试着相信我们吗？
是的。
嗯。
我真的很爱你。过来。
过来。你也是。还有你，西尔维亚。
- 西尔维亚。快点。 - 来吧，妈妈。快点。
快点。你知道你想。
快点。
好吧好吧，我来了，我来了。
我们开始了。哦，亲爱的。
我再也不会见到你了。
哦，耶稣。
- 哇。 - 一直都很戏剧化。
你带她去那儿做什么
与笨蛋和公寓
在哈德逊河的另一边？
但我们不会住在公寓里。
还有那些黑手党食客，
他们互相射击的地方......
上帝...
上帝？
你在吗，上帝？
是我……玛格丽特·西蒙。
嗯...
我只是想...嗯...
首先，我听说过很多关于你的好事。
我不想动。
除了城市，我从未在任何地方住过，而且...
我……我不想这样做。
拜托，我求求你了。
拜托，请阻止此举发生。
嗯，如果……如果你做不到……
请不要让新泽西太可怕。
- 你得快点，好吗？ - 好的，爸爸！
好吧你。你需要一些光。
天啊。
它们闻起来很臭？
哦，它们闻起来不好，亲爱的。
- 你很快就会到那里。相信我。
我会得到它。
我已经知道你的名字叫玛格丽特
而你在六年级。
房产中介发出，
比如，一张关于你的小传单，发给整个社区。
它有这么大，而且有你的照片。
哦好的。
我是南希。我也是六年级
你想来我家吗
和我一起跑到洒水装置下面？
哦。我不知道。
你不知道？
哦，不，不，不。我只是说我得问问。
嗯，等一下。
- 妈妈？ - 是的？
附近有一个女孩
谁问我是否可以和她一起去洒水装置下面。
哦，太好了。是的。
我需要我的泳衣。
祝你好运在这里找到它。
没关系。她可以借我的一个。
哦你好。
南希惠勒。我住在街上更大的房子里。
来吧，我们走吧。
你在德拉诺的哪个班级？
嗯...
信上写着“18号房间”。
我也在18号房间！
我们应该有菲普斯小姐，
但她和一些人私奔到加利福尼亚，
所以我们现在要换新老师了。
快点。房间在楼上。
瞧。
我的泳衣在这儿。
嗯...
- 这里。它很干净。 - 谢谢。
- 我应该在哪里改变？ - 这里有什么问题吗？
没有什么。如果你不介意，我不介意。
我为什么会介意？
你还是平的
嗯...
嗯，我已经在成长了。看？
我要有一个相当大的胸部。
你知道，来自纽约，
我以为你会长大很多。
你亲过男孩吗？
你是说，就像，真的亲吻？比如，在嘴唇上？
是的。你？
不完全是。
我也没有，但我练习了很多。
你想看？
什么？
- 对不起。 - 你必须练习
否则你不会是一个好的接吻者。
准备好出发？
当然。
听从领队。
是的，看着我。
- 我是超模。 - 好的。
- 埃文，你这个愚蠢的白痴！ - 对不起。
顺便说一下，你是个很棒的模特。
他们是谁？
是我的傻弟弟
- 和他愚蠢的朋友。 - 嘿。
- 妈妈！ - 这是不必要的。
你是谁？
玛格丽特。嗯，我们搬到了街对面。
哦，所以你是新人？
问问你爸爸他是否想让我修剪草坪。
五块钱，我也修剪一下。
埃文！马上过来！
- 我要走了。 - 老兄...
得给我们买更多的鸟食。
是的。
我叫驼鹿。驼鹿获释。我也住在这条街上。
嗯...
是的，但别忘了问你爸爸
关于草坪的事情。
是的。我不会。
哦，现在我要去见埃文了。
对不起，你被驼鹿困住了。
哦，没关系。
无论如何，听着，玛格丽特。
我决定要你加入我的秘密俱乐部。
我们三个人，我要再让一个进来。
但是你不能穿袜子
否则其他人可能不想要你。
哦。
回头见。
你在吗，上帝？又是我，玛格丽特。
明天是开学第一天。
我遇到了这个女孩，南希。
我真的不知道她喜不喜欢我。
我认为她只是希望我有所不同或其他什么。
无论如何，这确实让我开始思考。
也许是时候...
这附近会发生什么事？
进来。
看。
无论如何，想想我提到的。
它和浴室里的东西在一起。
我也找到了这个，如果你需要的话。
感谢上帝。
- 谢谢妈妈。 - 嗯嗯。
哦，哇，看看你。
你准备好迎接第一天了吗？你感觉如何？
会很棒的，对吧？
如果它不是很好，那么第一天无论如何都不算数。
- 正确的？确切地。
- 好的。回头见。 - 再见！
- 再见！ - 我没有打开你的袜子吗？
哦，嗯，嗯...
我不要袜子。
为什么？你会起水泡的。
我只是不知道。
好的。
哦。等一下。爸爸！
- 嘿，嘿，爸爸！ - 是的！
- 嘿。嗯... - 嘿。
我忘了问你。
嗯，一个叫穆斯的男孩问
如果他能以五美元的价格修剪我们的草坪。
驼鹿？好吧，告诉他谢谢，但不，谢谢。
我刚买了一台新的电动割草机
我真的很高兴草能长出来。
- 好的。今天把他们打死，好吗，亲爱的？ - 好的。
- 好的。 - 再见。
关于袜子，我只需要再警告你一次。
哦，玛格丽特来了。
你好。好吧，我以为你会忘记。
伙计们，这是玛格丽特，
我跟你说的那个
- 玛格丽特，这是珍妮。 - 你好，很高兴见到你。
- 是的，你也是。 - 这是格雷琴。
- 所以，你是第四个。 - 是的。
好吧，你很幸运，我们为你留了一个座位。
否则你会坐在 Norman Fisher 旁边。
啊。
我的天啊。哦，我的上帝，别看。
菲利普·勒罗伊刚走进来。
我一直在祈祷他会在我们班上。
谁是菲利普·勒罗伊？
猜一下。
那是我们的老师吗？
她？不。
那是劳拉·丹克尔。离她远点好吗？
我哥是这么说的
她和他和穆斯一起走到 A 后面
- 让他们感觉到她。
早安，同学们。
首先，让我自我介绍一下。
我是本尼迪克特先生。
我是你们六年级的新老师。
请完成下列句子
这样我们可以更好地了解彼此，是吗？
现在，我要开始了，只是为你们开始。
我爱我终于
第一次当老师。
我恨...
感到难为情
尽量不要感到难为情，因为
然后你只会觉得更难为情
然后你在面前喋喋不休
一大群孩子。嗯...
我期待着与大家一起度过这一年。
好吧，轮到你了。
传下去。
是的。好的。
你们有人可以进去吗？
呃，不。
回到盒子里。
好的。好的。足够的。
够了，够了，够了。
- 你好？ - 猜猜是谁？
哦。西尔维亚，嗨。嗯...
- 玛格丽特还没到家。 - 现在是 3 点 32 分。
是的？
你说她 3:15 出去，步行十分钟。
是的，我确实说过。但是，嗯...
我确定她会
现在随时可以穿过那扇门。
出色地...
好的。我想我会等待。
好的。
你好吗？
我没事。我很好。是的。
- 你好吗？ - 哦，很好。
我读到当你身边没有亲人时
你的预期寿命急剧下降，
但是，你知道，我跑得很好。
你有。你真的有。嗯...
玛格丽特来了。等一下。
- 这是奶奶。 - 哦。创可贴在哪里？
嗯。
- 奶奶！ - 蜂蜜！
新泽西怎么样？你还好吗？
你可以告诉我真相。
你知道，其实并没有那么糟糕。
嗯，这是个好消息！好消息。
无论如何，我在想
下个周末你可以来拜访。
我会得到演出的门票。
可以过夜，
我们将举办一个小型睡衣派对。
那可能很有趣，对吧？
哦，我会喜欢的。
哦，我知道你会的。伟大的。
我会告诉你妈妈这是你的主意。
- 好的？ - 好的。
- 再见。再见。 - 再见，亲爱的。
- 再见。 - 爱你。
嘿，妈妈，我可以去南希吗？
现在？但你刚到家。
我什至还没有听说过你的一天呢。
- 我知道，但我可以去吗？ - 我可以说一句话吗？
呃……呃？
那是一个词吗？
- 我可以去吗？再见。 - 是的，是的，好的，去吧。
- 我爱你。再见！ - 再见！
弗雷迪就像是，“砰，砰，看着我！”
他就像，“下定决心！”
- 她想要关注。 - 明显地。
我知道。和她的“boobala joobeelee”。
- 你好！
我们又在谈论 Laura Danker。
是的。以及她如何在整个夏天变得更大。
是的，她看起来很成熟。
你知道她从四年级开始就戴胸罩了吗？
我跟你赌一美元，她也会来月经的。
好吧，我确定学校里有人这样做。
- 如何？ - 我总是检查垃圾箱。
- 你知道摊位里的那些小垃圾桶吗？ - 嗯。
好的。让我们言归正传，好吗？
- 首先... - 谢谢
...这个秘密俱乐部是个秘密。
没有人告诉任何人这里发生了什么，
- 好的？ - 呃。
其次，如果你想加入俱乐部，
那么你必须遵守规则。
什么样的规则？
嗯，我不知道。我在想他们。
别催我唔。
哦，我有一个。
如果你想在俱乐部，那么你必须穿胸罩。
我有一个。
如果你们来月经了，就必须告诉我们。
- 是的。立即地。
每个细节。尤其是那种感觉。
嗯嗯。哦，我的是，
我们可以制作一本男孩书
并写下我们喜欢的男孩的名字。
嗯嗯！你呢，玛格丽特？
你的规矩是什么？
嗯...
是的，有了 Boy Books，我们必须给他们看
在每次会议上互相交流，我们永远不能说谎。
- 好的。
让我们开始这个派对吧。
哇！
好的亲爱的。
好的。嗯。
明天见。
我想买个文胸。
哦。
你……你觉得你需要一个？
不好了。噢，亲爱的。
我很抱歉。不，我只是想说，呃...
文胸是一种痛苦，
所以你知道，为什么要早点开始
比你需要的？
但如果你想要一个，我们...我们可以给你一个。
嗯，是的。
所以你想要一个吗？
是的。我已经说过了。
正确的。好的。
伟大的。好吧，好吧。好吧，那么，我们会那样做。
- 本星期？ - 是的。晚安。
晚安。晚安，我的宝贝。好的。
很高兴一切都结束了，上帝。
对不起。稍等一下。
你是来参加 PTA 会议的吗？
哦是的。嗨，嗨。我是芭芭拉·西蒙。
哦，芭芭拉！我是简·惠勒。南希的母亲。
- 我遇到了玛格丽特。 - 哦，哦。
我们才刚刚开始，所以请进来。
- 请坐。 - 好的谢谢。
- 好的。 - 随处都可以吗？
- 这里。就在这里。 - 好吧好吧。
开始了。
谢谢大家的光临。
没有敬业的父母，德拉诺就一无是处。
让我们开始吧
我们每年的方式，
通过组建我们的委员会。
首先，我们有校园改善委员会。
有义工吗？
哦。好的。
哦。精彩的。
嗯。芭芭拉，我找到你了。好的。
接下来是德拉诺社会委员会。
当然，是的。好的。
- 好的。 - 伟大的。
好的。筹款委员会。
对你有好处，芭芭拉。
这会很棒。
好吧，放下铅笔。
请转发您的工作表。
你好吗，玛格丽特？
我觉得我做得很好。
好吧，呃...
钟声之前，我想分享一些消息
我认为这会让你们都非常开心。
现在你们都上六年级了
您将完成一项为期一年的完整研究项目。
- 是的！
最不好。
玛格丽特，我想和你谈谈
课后片刻。
呃哦。你做了什么，玛格丽特？
- 你好。 - 请坐。
所以基本上，我只是闲聊
在你的研究项目之前与每个学生
回答任何问题
或者可能会引导您选择一个主题。
哦。
我读了你的结识论文。
我注意到在“我讨厌”部分下，
你写了“宗教节日”。
我……我觉得很好奇。
如果你不想分享，你不...
你不必，玛格丽特。
不好了。只是，嗯...
我想我只是不喜欢那些假期
因为我不庆祝他们中的任何一个。
我爸爸是犹太人，我妈妈是基督徒，
所以与其选择我是哪种宗教，呃，
他们只是决定我不会有一个
我长大后可以选择。
你有没有想那么多？
并不真地。我的祖母希望我成为犹太人。
还有你的其他祖父母
希望你成为基督徒，我想。
我不知道。我以前从没见过他们。
他们住在俄亥俄州。
所以你根本没见过他们？
- 不 - 哦
好吧，如果我可以建议的话，
我觉得“宗教”可能是
对你来说是一个非常引人注目的研究课题。
门票在第十排，
死心，很难得到。
- 告诉她。我会。
- 她兴奋吗？ - 她很兴奋。
好吧，我的意思是，她是兴奋还是只是兴奋？
她很兴奋。
好吧，好吧，好吧，好吧，我让你走。嗯，我很兴奋！
- 好的再见。 - 再见。
嘿。
- 嘿。 - 沙发怎么了？
嗯，是时候翻开新的一页了。
我在想也许是现代的东西？
我不知道。我得想想。学校怎么样？
你回家比平时晚一点，是吧？
是的。
嘿。我怎么从来没见过你爸爸妈妈？
嗯...
那么，是什么让你想到那个？
就是想。
我的意思是，我知道我们看不到他们
因为他们相距甚远，
但我们为什么不和他们谈谈呢？
我们只是，我们只是不。
这是，呃……这是，嗯……
这是一个很长的故事。
你是什么意思？
我的意思是，我会告诉你另一个时间。
你为什么不能现在就告诉我？
嗯...
我只是...
看，我只是...
呃...
所以，嗯...
我们见不到我的父母，因为，嗯...
他们不想。
什么？
我的妈妈和爸爸是非常非常虔诚的基督徒，并且...
在你出生之前，
当你爸爸和我第一次坠入爱河时
嗯，他们告诉我这对他们来说很难
去，呃，有一个...
对不起。
犹太女婿。
他们告诉我这对他们来说很难
有一个犹太女婿。
而且如果我想嫁给他
那是我的事，但是
我不会再是他们的女儿了。
但你是他们的女儿。
嗯嗯。我想，嗯，我的意思是，嗯...
他们只是不想再让我出现在他们的生活中。
所以，我不是。
- 妈妈。 - 没关系。噢，亲爱的。
很久以前了。
我有你们。
好吧，你知道吗？我送爸爸去车站
这样我们就有车了
因为我们应该去购物，记得吗？
记住？文胸？
呼呼。
你在吗，上帝？是我，玛格丽特。
我简直不敢相信。
什么样的父母会这样做？
并将其归咎于宗教？
上帝，请照顾我的妈妈。
她是个好人。
- 她对每个人都很好。 - 不客气。
即使她不需要。
- 谢谢。 - 不能忘记你。
我不知道为什么会这样。
但是，请以某种方式让一切都好起来。
这是胸罩。
哦，还有，我今天要买文胸。
我想在里面放点东西，谢谢。
打扰一下。
呃，我们正在为我女儿找文胸。
唔。好吧，我们没有那么小。
但是跟我来，亲爱的，我会测量你。
举起手来，亲爱的。
唔。
勉强 28 分。甚至连双 A 都没有。
你最好的选择是去
- 这里有一件 Gro-Bras。 - 没关系。
所以，有一天，当你真的成长时，它会和你一起成长。
好的。非常感谢。
- 当然。 - 谢谢，我们就去试试吧。
- 嗯... - 嗯？哦。
是的。我能不能……我就……是的。
开始了。
这总是困难的一点。
直到今天我什至做不到。
好的。好的。我可以看吗？
- 那种感觉如何？ - 我迫不及待地想把它取下来。
是的。欢迎来到女人味。
哦你好。
你好。
看着你。在土地上工作。
重型机械，哎哟。
如果我脱掉衬衫会更好还是太多了？
不适合我。
- 哦。
就是这样，是的。
你曾经在郊区被亲吻过吗？
- 不，先生。
我是劳拉·丹克尔。你叫什么名字？
他妈的！
我的天啊。我的天啊。你失去了一根手指吗？
它确实说，“停止发动机马达”
“在清洁割草机之前，疏通滑槽。”
你支持哪一方呢？
嗯，不，你先关掉马达...
我很好。
爸爸，你必须关掉马达。
好吧，大家该读男孩书了。
谁想先走？
喜欢它很重要。
我们都已经知道每个人都放下了谁。
菲利普·勒罗伊！
他是如此的可爱。
从二年级开始就这样了。
嗯，他今年看起来好多了。
- 真的吗？ - 是的。他一定是走了
- 去海滩什么的。 - 他看起来不像
- 有什么不同。 - 你放下了谁，玛格丽特？
- 是的，我也放了他。
好吧，好吧，那很快。
现在是检查胸罩的时候了。
- 格雷琴有胸罩。
珍妮有胸罩。
玛格丽特有胸罩。嗯。
现在，让我们四处走走，说出我们的尺寸。
好吧，我的没有说它有尺寸。
它只是说它是 Gro-Bra。
是的，我也有那个。
哦，这里也一样。
好吧，不是我。
我今年 32 岁，双 A。
如果你想摆脱那些小文胸，
你将不得不做
和我一样的锻炼技巧。
- 有练习吗？ - 当然有。
你像这样伸出双臂
然后你说，“我必须，我必须，我必须增加我的胸围。”
“我必须，我必须，我必须增加我的胸围。”
- 这真的有效吗？ - 我就是活生生的证据。
现在来吧，起来。起床！起床！起床！
你会看到的。起床。
我必须，我必须，我必须增加我的胸围。
我必须，我必须增加我的胸围。
振奋起来！
我们必须，我们必须，我们必须增加我们的胸围。
“我们必须，我们必须，”
- “我们必须增加胸围。”
住口！你太蠢了！
- 住口！ - 我能感觉到它在起作用！
妈妈！
奶奶说她会来接你
就在你进站的地方。
- 是的。 - 我不想让你说话
公共汽车上的任何人。
- 尤其是男人。 - 正确的。
然后你自己找个好位子...
- 好的。好的，爸爸。 - ...由公交车司机。
对不起，先生，这位年轻的女士，
她今天一个人旅行
我只是想知道你是否可以留意她？
- 当然，女士。 - 妈妈，加油
好的，再见。再见。
- 这将很有趣。再见。 - 再见！
- 好的。玩得开心。 - 再见。
就在那儿，就在那儿！
好的。给你。
- 再见！ - 独立很好，对吧？
你在吗，上帝？是我，玛格丽特。
我有点紧张，其实，关于一个人，
那你能不能
不让任何真正可怕的事情发生？
哦，很好。这让我感觉好一点。
你知道，也许我会做关于宗教的学校项目。
我想终于到了我决定要做什么的时候了，上帝。
你不会介意的，是吗？
我会告诉你一切。
我保证，如果没有你，我不会做出任何决定。
♪我是现代少将的典范
♪我有信息 vegetable Animal, and mineral
♪我认识英格兰的国王们
♪我引用历史上的战斗...... ♪
奶奶！
亲爱的，你做到了。
哦，看看你！你看起来美极了。
你也是。你的头发是红色的。
是的，每个人都认为我是一个歌舞女郎。
来吧，我们会把你的包交给门卫
然后，我们要去德拉科特。
♪有许多令人愉快的事实
♪关于斜边的正方形
♪有许多令人愉快的事实
♪关于斜边的正方形
♪有许多令人愉快的事实
♪关于斜边的正方形
♪然后我可以用巴比伦楔形文字写洗衣单
♪并告诉你 Caractacus 制服的每一个细节
♪简而言之，在植物、动物和矿物方面
♪我是现代少将的典范
♪简而言之，在植物、动物和矿物方面
♪他是现代少将的典范♪
等一下。好的。你应该总是
晚上最后一件事涂上护手霜。
然后，一些女士
戴上手套睡觉。
- 你知道为什么？ - 不。
好的。你必须保证不告诉任何人这件事，
我现在要告诉你的。
- 好的？好吧，发誓？ - 好的。我发誓。
所以，我真的这样做了。
我有一个非常棒的护手霜
我买了这些白手套
- 我把它们戴上了。好的。 - 哦！
不，我做到了，我做到了。所以，我躺在那里，就像，
我一定是睡着了，
你知道，我一定是这样走了
我就像，“啊！谁在这儿？”
因为我感觉不到自己的手。
- 我受到了惊吓。
天啊。你太棒了……今晚我度过了最美好的时光。
- 这是惊人的。 - 你是个很棒的约会对象，嘟嘟。
天啊。你是。
领主，领主。
在我忘记之前，如果你听到，像
或者不是我。
好的？你只是在做梦
而你在做梦。好的？
好的。甜蜜的梦。
嘿，奶奶。
是的，糖。
你觉得也许我可以去
什么时候和你一起去寺庙？
你打赌你可以。
真的吗？真的吗？
是的。
我们早上去。我必须找到穿什么。
欢迎。
- 欢迎。 - 我的孙女今天和我在一起。
安息日平安。
我的孙女。我的孙女。
有拉比。他是城里最好的。
两个小时，进进出出，砰，砰，砰。
欢迎，亲爱的朋友们。
哦，开始了。
安息日平安。
Shabbat Shalom 的意思是“你好”、“再见”
“和平与和谐”和其他东西。
...今天早上感谢上帝。
我们打开祈祷书，翻到第 26 页。
同意条款
他们与神立的约。
安息日平安。
哦，那太好了。
哦！
哦，亲爱的。恭喜。
马泽尔电视。
我不知道，上帝。
人们看起来很好，我喜欢音乐，
但我想我期待别的东西？
我不知道到底是什么。也许是一种感觉？
我不敢相信她带你去了寺庙
甚至不问我们。
老实说，我很惊讶她花了这么长时间。
我告诉你们这是我的主意。
我只是想尝试一下。
我也要去教堂，妈妈，所以不要惊慌失措。
我不关心教会。
我不想让你去教堂。
我认为你不应该打扰自己
现在就用这些东西。
你说我长大后可以选择自己的宗教。
是的，当你长大了。当你成年。
我快 12 岁了。
- 这几乎是一个成年人。 - 亲爱的，不。
- 玛格丽特。蜂蜜。
我不应该笑的。
- 真好笑。 - 我只是...
我不想让她经历这些。
我也不知道。但这可能不是最糟糕的事情。
想想看。
这意味着什么？
出色地...
她会去几个没完没了的服务
然后，她会意识到她是多么幸运
我们从来没有让她离开。
知道是什么让我不想去寺庙吗？
- 什么？ - 去寺庙。
他们在说什么，你一个字也听不懂。
你在那里坐了很长时间。
噢，亲爱的。哦。
- 什么？ - 我很抱歉。我是...
- 什么？ - 我发誓我要去
买家具。
这就是我所需要的。
看它。看...
天啊！
帮我找一张可以做到这一点的沙发。
- 好的？
你知道我们体育馆的天花板有多难看吗？
- 这是。 - 是的。
我们会修整它，把它漆成全黑
然后我们会剪出小星星
并重现夜空。
- 哦，这很甜蜜。 - 多么可爱。
那么我们需要多少颗星呢？
哦，我在想五或一万。
它不应该花我们很长时间。
我这里有剪刀。
好的。
长廊吧。
现在，单个文件。
就是这样。是的！
- 好吧，太好了。
努力才是最重要的。晚上好。
- 我很高兴这完成了。 - 是的，那很糟糕。
- 花了很长时间。 - 诺曼太可怕了。
伙计们。格雷琴拿到了书。
- 什么书？你知道...
我跟你说过的我爸爸的解剖书？
它看起来像一个拇指。
- 什么？
- 哦。 - 太下垂了。
这是一个摇摇欲坠的斑点。
我哥长得就是这样
- 呃。 - 你怎么知道？
他赤身裸体走来走去。我看到了。
这不是一个令人愉快的景象。
我永远不想看到任何人裸体，
或者让任何人看到我裸体。
这太恶心了。
快点。结婚的时候怎么办？
尤其是那时。
珍妮，一旦你长大一点，
你会希望全世界都看到你。
就像花花公子里的女孩一样。
花花公子里有哪些女孩？
- 你从没见过……花花公子？
- 我会在哪里看到它？
我爸爸得到了花花公子。
等待。所以你有一份副本，在这所房子里？
好吧，我不知道它在哪里。
你当然知道它在哪里。
继续。
- 我不知道。 - 玛格丽特，来吧。
- 去实现它（梦想）;去得到它（东西。 - 去拿吧，玛格丽特。
[在电视上] 你不想煮过头
而且你不想开始做饭
法式海鲜汤直到最后一分钟，
因为你有你的...
看看他们多圆。
我的看起来就像小巫师帽。
“希拉里·布里特 (Hillary Brite) 是一名 19 岁的
“喜欢滑水、骑马和外出的人”
“去商场买橙色朱利叶斯。”
你认为我们中的任何一个
当我们 19 岁时会看起来像那样吗？
我们必须，我们必须，我们必须增加我们的胸围！
♪耶稣
- ♪嘿，上帝 - ♪耶稣
♪我要告诉大家
♪不要害怕...
我不知道我是否有这种感觉，上帝，
但我肯定心情很好。
♪耶稣的国度
♪来了♪
嘿，你在做什么？这些是圣诞贺卡吗？
嗯，新年贺卡。
嗯，今年我正努力做到这一点。
- 是的。 - 嗯，哦，有邮递员。
- 你能……你穿上靴子了吗？ - 是的。
- 你能把那些东西告诉他吗？ - 当然。
- 谢谢亲爱的。 - 当然。
- 谢谢。 - 谢谢。
诺曼费舍尔？
那么，谁是诺曼·费舍尔？
我班上这个奇怪的孩子。
我什至不知道他为什么邀请我。
我几乎不认识他。
- 你好？ - 你被邀请了吗
愚蠢的诺曼·费舍尔的生日派对？
是的。你也是吗？
每个人都这样做了。全班。
珍妮，格雷琴，大家。甚至菲利普·勒罗伊。
- 甚至 Laura Danker？ - 我说大家。
不管怎样，我妈妈和诺曼的妈妈谈过
而且我想这是一个重要的晚宴。
我们必须看起来非常漂亮。
哎呀！
准备好？靠在背上。
不不不不。
我的鞋子在哪里？
我的天啊！
妈妈！
珍妮的妈妈：好了。
哦，这看起来太早了……别动了！
- 我们完了。 - 是的！
好的，我们完成了。快点。妈妈。
完美的。为你的身体再多一份。多一个。
好吧，我们走吧。妈妈，不！
好的。等待。再一次。请。
我要把这些打印出来。
- 有点奇怪。 - 好的，在这里。只是推他们...
用手指舔它们，然后粘回去。
你得走了，你得走了。
再见！谢谢你，简。
我的上帝，
我很高兴我们所有人都能做到这一点。
好吧，我只是，嗯...
- 只是，只是... - 诺曼的母亲：好的。
我会... 是的，好吧。玩得开心。
他很搞笑。
她怎么从来不跟人说话？
我不知道。
因为她忙于做其他事情，这就是原因。
现在，如果每个人都吃饱了，
我们可以开始游戏了。
游戏？
我先转了
哦！
好的。现在，轮到珍妮旋转了。
- 这是一个很棒的聚会。 - 我们必须玩这个游戏吗？
那么，让我们玩一个不同的游戏吧？
我有一个。它被称为壁橱里的两分钟。
那是什么？
好吧，我们都得到了一个数字，
然后有人会喊，比如，六号
然后那两个
会进入壁橱，你知道...
哦！
第三。
谁是三号？
有人必须成为第三名。
前进。进了浴室。
快来给弗雷迪买个踏脚凳。
你认为他们在做什么？
- 对不起。
哦！
你是下一个。
我选择数字... 12。
什么？
你 12 岁？
哦！
好的。
对不起。
玛格丽特，转身。
嗯...
所以...
你好。
嘿。
所以...
那么，这个吻真的很好吗？
他们是很好的吻。是的。
吻？他吻了你不止一次？
比如，多少次？
大约五个，我想。
我不知道。我想我数不清了。
我知道我不应该享受这个，上帝，
但这太好了。
对不起，对不起，我要集中注意力了。
以赛亚书第九章，
第六、七节说，
“因有一婴孩为我们而生。有一子赐给我们
“他必称为奇妙策士，”
“全能的神，永在的父。”
要是你能给我一个提示就好了，上帝。
我比以往任何时候都更加困惑。
我应该信仰哪种宗教？
有时我只是希望我已经出生
一种或另一种方式。
你好呀。这是芭芭拉的电话，
来自德拉诺小学。
我们只是在寻找，呃...捐款。
对不起。
天啊。我没有意识到这是晚餐。
好的。再见。
你好。
不要走，不要走，不要走。
我不敢相信你还在那里。好的。
好的。
不。
一月。
我只是顺便过来捡你的星星。
是的。嗯...
呃，我一直在打扫卫生。进来。
嗯，我只是，呃，得到星星。
嗯，他们，他们几乎，呃，准备好了。
你知道，我订购了家具，嗯，
- 他们还没有发送。 - 天啊。
如此疯狂。好的，星星。嗯...
星星。星星。星星。
谢谢。
哦，什么都不说，
但黛布的星星有点不平衡。
哦。
你知道的，你的太好了。
谢谢。
你认为你也能做她的分配吗？
就在我们两个之间？
当然……是的。
啊。谢谢。你真是个洋娃娃。
好吧，我最好走了。还有很多事情要做。
- 我去那里开门。 - 谢谢。
好的。
好的再见。谢谢你的这些。
再见，Jan。当然，随时都可以。
你好，女孩们。
我是韦伯斯特夫人
我今天在这里和你说话
关于你不断变化的身体。
告诉过你这是大型性爱电影。
你们中的一些人可能有
已经开始体验这些变化。
而其他人还没有经历过
一个单一的变化。
我们要看一部短片
多学一点。
所有的女孩都是独一无二的。
但有时候，在 9 岁到 16 岁之间
每个女孩都会发生一件非常特别的事，
经期。
每月一次，柔软的血液和组织衬里
在她的子宫里形成温暖，
婴儿成长的营养场所。
如果婴儿未怀孕，则不需要衬里。
因此，血液通过阴道释放。
那是月经。
你认为谁会先得到它？
你认为谁会坚持到最后？
老实说，我不知道是什么让我花了这么长时间
得到这个愚蠢的家具。
我想我只是想让我们的房子看起来像其中之一
漂亮的小房子漂亮的小家庭有。
你喜欢这些蛋椅吗？
你什么时候来月经的？
嗯...
告诉我你多大了。
我……我想我才 14 岁？
这么晚？
其实还不算晚
我的意思是，我有一个 16 岁的堂兄。
十六？我的天啊。
我会...如果我不明白我会死
在我 16 岁之前。
亲爱的，你会明白的
正是你应该得到它的时候。
别担心。
我妈妈给我买了无线电城的门票
因为我全是全A。
嗯，有人要来吗？
唯一不好的是，我哥哥和穆斯要来了。
- 哦，我会去。 - 好的。
我得到了它。
得到了什么？
我的例假。
我只是不太明白你是怎么得到它的
当我比你多的时候。
好吧，这并不意味着什么。
- 是的，是的，格雷琴。 - 好吧，告诉我们
- 它是怎么发生的。 - 从头开始。
嗯，我正坐在那里吃晚饭
吃我的肉饼
我感觉到有什么东西从我身上冒出来。
于是我去了洗手间，
拉下我的裤子，那是我看到血的时候。
所以我打电话给我妈妈
我给她看了。
她得到了一些
“卫生巾”，她这样称呼它们。
我戴上一个然后...
好吧，这就是全部。
这就是全部？只是？
- 我告诉你一切。不。
必须有更多的东西。
姐姐说有点臭
但我还没有注意到这一点。
气味？像什么？
她说它闻起来有点像猴子栏杆。
- 猴子酒吧？啊。是的。
我曾经很喜欢猴子酒吧。
但是你现在觉得自己老了吗？喜欢更成熟？
哦耶。
我不知道怎么解释
在你得到它之前你不会理解它，
但我觉得一切都变了。
你在吗，上帝？是我，玛格丽特。
我一生从未如此嫉妒
我讨厌自己嫉妒。
请让我成长
让我来月经。
让我像其他人一样正常和规律。
请，请，
拜托，拜托，拜托，拜托，拜托！
阿门。
我不知道我是否想这样做。
没关系。只是为了让我们做好准备。
万一。
快点。
好的。
请排在下一位。
拜托，上帝，让它成为一位女士。
请。
谢谢。
- 嘿。嘿。
- 不... - 让我们把它们放回去。
不，来吧。快点。
- 我的天啊！ - 哦！
- 井字棋！
- 为什么是井字棋？ - 我不知道。
- 一切顺利。 - 天啊。
- 呃，进来。
- 你好。 - 嘿。
嗯，你有一张明信片。
- 哦。谢谢。 - 谁在华盛顿特区？
呃，南希。呃，他们去了总统日。
- 哦。 - 是的。
好的。
- 你想关门吗？ - 是的。当然。
“我得到了它”？
哦，来吧！
你好？西蒙住所。西尔维亚说话。
[电话] 奶奶？
玛格丽特？怎么了？
我真的很想你。
噢，亲爱的。
我也是。
下周我会回来看火箭女郎和...
也许我可以下来
像我们上次那样过夜？
哦，亲爱的。
我愿意，我愿意……但是我……
出色地...
那时我要去佛罗里达。
我，呃，我听说过这家酒店
那里有很多和我同龄的人，呃...
嗯，好的。
等一下。等待。嗯...
如果你飞到佛罗里达怎么办
和我一起度过几天？
- 你的春假不快了吗？ - 是的。四月底。
完美的！我还会在那里。
我去问问爸爸妈妈。
哦，太好了！
这才是我的姑娘。再见宝贝。
好啦好啦！前排门票！
- 前排票，记得吗？ - 我来了！是的，来了！
我太激动了。
你好。
- 你好。 - 嘿。
- 打扰一下。 - 好的。
谢谢。
对不起。左撇子。
哦，不，没关系。
你知道服务员在吗？
哦。你可以拥有我的。我没有喝任何东西。
谢谢。
嘿。
你知道些什么吗
我一直很喜欢你，玛格丽特？
- 不？ - 跟我来。
我得去洗手间。
我们马上回来。别碰我的食物。
你知道，自从我们来到这里，我就不得不走了……
...然后我喝了三个 7Ups 之类的东西。
嗯。
不好了。
- 不好了。 - 什么？
哦拜托。不好了。
南希？
不好了。
南希，怎么了？
去找我妈妈，玛格丽特。
- 这是怎么回事？ - 去找我妈妈。
- 请，快点。 - 让我进去。
拜托，拜托，去找我妈妈！
好的好的，我马上回来。
惠勒太太，南希在哭。她需要你。
哦，哦。好的。
南希？
- 南希？ - 哦，妈妈，请帮助我。
- 请帮我。请。 - 门锁着，南希。
我进不去。你必须解锁它。
- 我打不开，我打不开。 - 是的，你可以，南希。
打开这扇门。快点。
让我进去。
这是怎么回事？
好吧，好吧，冷静点。
冷静点，我帮不了你。
唔？嘿，看着我。冷静下来。
如果你不停止哭泣和我说话，我就帮不了你了。
嘿。它是什么？
哦。好吧，好吧。嗯...
这里。我们只是，呃...
玛格丽特？
玛格丽特。
请你给南希一个垫子好吗
从墙上的饮水机？
她来月经了，亲爱的。
她总是这样吗？
嗯，这是她的第一次。她只是有点害怕。
谢谢你亲爱的。
好的。是的？
好的。
好吧，你们这些女孩洗漱。
我要去告诉其他人不要担心。
现在不会太久。好的？
你在吗，上帝？是我，玛格丽特。
我什至不知道该说什么。
我要去佛罗里达？
- 生日快乐。 - 妈妈。太感谢了。
嘿！
- 生日快乐。 - 谢谢。
为什么我们有不同的座位？
他说我们分组研究不同的国家。
哦。嘿。
嘿。生日快乐。
- 谢谢。 - 哦，还有，呃，
- 我给你拿了东西。 - 噢！
长一英寸是紧要关头。
而且您知道在哪里需要那英寸。嘿。
你在吗，上帝？是我，玛格丽特。
我讨厌菲利普·勒罗伊。我讨厌他。
我也讨厌 Laura Danker！与她的大胸部。
“哦，大家看我，我穿着一件毛衣。”
我讨厌南希。那个骗子！
还有诺曼·费舍尔，他阅读的方式
他愚蠢的嘴唇到处张扬！
请。拜托，快点送我去佛罗里达！
菲利普和诺曼应该在这里。
他们让我们做所有的工作。
你妈妈什么时候来接你？
直到后来。
我必须先去圣托马斯忏悔。
告白？
当你是天主教徒时，这只是你必须做的事情。
你承认什么？
事物。
什么样的东西？
没关系。
你只是直接从 World Book 中复制出来。
是四个字
“德国入侵比利时时……”
所以，你还在作弊。
本尼迪克特先生会知道你是否在作弊。
我没有作弊！哎呀！
别装作你无所不知
你真棒。
这与伟大无关。
我知道你所做的一切。
那是什么意思？
我听说过你和 Moose Freed。
那我和 Moose Freed 呢？
哦，你和 Evan 以及 Moose 是如何落后于 A 的。
我为什么要那样做？
我不知道你为什么这样做。但我知道他们为什么这样做。
所以他们可以感觉到你或什么的，你让他们。
你是个骗子。你在撒谎！
我不是说假话。
你就像南希一样。
您所做的就是挑选人并编造故事。
你以为我不知道你和你朋友的事吗？
劳拉！
等待。请！劳拉！
- 等等。请！ - 你以为我不知道
你们所有人都取笑我就像这是某种游戏？
- 这不是我。 - 你觉得我想成为
班上最大的孩子？
如果你在四年级时穿上文胸，你会有什么感觉
每个人都骂你
只是因为你看起来如何？
我不知道。
嘿，等等。真的很抱歉。
劳拉？
劳拉。
我是有史以来最糟糕的人，上帝。
我之所以选择 Laura Danker，只是因为我觉得她很刻薄。
我不想像南希那样。
我什至不知道我是否想和她做朋友了。
我一直在寻找你，上帝。
我在寺庙里找过你，
我在教堂找过你...
我根本没有感觉到你。
为什么？为什么神？
为什么只有我一个人的时候才感觉到你？
是的，我的孩子。
你有什么想要坦白的吗？
嗯...
我...
我做了一件非常糟糕的事情。
和...
我真的很抱歉。
“亲爱的芭芭拉，
“你的信感觉像是对祈祷的回应。
“你父亲和我一直很想你。
“我们正在变老，突然之间，最重要的是，
“我们想看看我们唯一的女儿”
“终于认识了我们的孙女玛格丽特·安。”
“我们下周飞往东方，
“我们真诚地希望你能让我们参观。”
“亲爱的，你的妈妈，玛丽·哈钦斯。”
所以你给他们寄了一张卡片？
我不知道为什么。
你还记得那是什么样子吗
他们什么时候把你赶出去的？
是的。
你？
因为我记得。
我知道。我知道。
他们对待你的方式只是...
- 我知道。 - 他们如何对待我？
他们认为你会下地狱
因为你嫁给了一个犹太人。
考虑一下。
我...
我知道。
你真的，真的想打开那扇门吗？
我们过着美好的生活。
是的。是的。
我...
但如果这意味着……他们已经改变了呢？
如果他们没有呢？
他们是我的父母。
嗯。
- 我唯一得到的。 - 他们是你的父母。
天啊。
哦，我的天啊。
对不起。
这是怎么回事？
嗯...
- 哦。 - 哦，亲爱的，嗯...
呃...
我们收到一封信
来自，嗯，来自我的父母，来自你的祖父母。
他们下周要来拜访。
- 下一个……下周？嗯嗯。
他们很高兴见到你。
我不会在这里。我会在佛罗里达。
我还是要去佛罗里达，不是吗？
- 玛格丽特，你看... - 不，什么？
我现在甚至不能去佛罗里达？
拜托，我什至不想看到他们。
我想见奶奶。
我知道。我知道，我们会补偿你的。
我保证，你会去佛罗里达，
- 再一次。 - 不，我不想
下次再去佛罗里达。
奶奶知道这件事吗？
还没有。我们得给她打电话。
好吧，我不这样做。你可以自己做。
- 不，当然。当然。 - 让我来处理。
- 不，我会... - 请让我打电话请。
为了这美好的一天。
只是一个瞬间。
没有我，不要吃掉所有的奶酪。
我只是在开玩笑。你想吃多少就吃多少。
取决于你的胆固醇。
- 我确定它很低。
西蒙住所。
嗨，妈妈。是的。呃...
草本植物？
呃，玛格丽特的，呃，计划下周来佛罗里达
不会成功的。
我真的很抱歉。
把电话给我就行了
嘿，奶奶。
玛格丽特，发生什么事了？这是怎么回事？
我们...
我们收到一封信，说我的其他祖父母要来。
我真的很想见你。
马上让你妈妈接电话。
- 哦，不......没关系。
西尔维亚。
到底发生了什么事，芭芭拉？
西尔维亚，对此我感到非常抱歉
我会尝试再解释一次。
不，你现在要解释。
对不起，我得……我得走了。
你在吗，上帝？是我，玛格丽特。
- 我真的很痛苦。 - 我很抱歉。
一切都出错了。一切。
我求你。
做点什么让他们不来
我仍然可以去佛罗里达。
拜托，玛格丽特。就算是假的，
你能看起来很开心吗？
或者至少不那么不开心？
为什么你甚至想见他们？
在他们对你做了一切之后？
因为我想让他们看到我们做得有多好。
我... 我为我们的家庭感到多么自豪。
- 嘿！你好。
就是他们。
好的。
你好！
他们可能会拥抱你，我不知道。
做好准备。
- 你好！ - 你好！
你好。很高兴见到你。
哦，你也是，芭芭拉。
- 哦。
- 嗨，亲爱的。 - 哦。
- 这一定是玛格丽特·安。 - 嗯嗯。
很高兴认识你。
- 是的我们是。是的我们是。 - 我也是。
嗯...
包！我们去取袋子。
嗯，Herb 刚出去，呃，和车一起。
- 是的，所以... 好吧。好的。
就在右边。
那里的蓝色汽车。是的。
嘿。
- 你还好吗？是的？ - 是的。
爸爸妈妈，你们还记得赫伯吗？
- 是的。你好，香草。 - 你好。
- 你好吗？ - 好的。
- 你好。很高兴见到你。 - 你好。
嗯，我应该……我帮你拿这个。
哦。
好的。
好的。我应该把这些放上去吗？
哦是的。谢谢。
我们到了。让自己舒服。
- 可爱的家。 - 是的！
谢谢。是的。呃...
好的。所以，呃，玛格丽特，呃，
你能带他们去他们的房间吗？
而且，嗯，我要开始吃晚饭了。
当然。嗯，往这边上。
天哪，你看起来就像你妈妈
她在你这个年纪的时候。
嗯，是的。这边走。
- 你好。 - 嘿。
你好吗？
呃……你好吗？
嗯，我用尽了我所有的闲聊
- 在车里。 - 天啊。
他们喜欢运动吗？电视节目？
游戏节目。他们过去常看比赛节目。
- 好的。游戏节目，游戏节目。
唔。
嗯，来了！
草本植物！
妈妈！
婴儿！来给妈妈一个大大的拥抱。
哦。
- 哦。看看你的小脸- 西尔维亚？
是的。我妈妈在这里。
嗯，是的，她是。发生了什么？
嗯，玛格丽特说她需要见我，
所以我们从佛罗里达飞了出去。
你爸妈在吗？
哦。这是莫里斯·比纳明。
- 与肉桂押韵。
- 你好。奶奶！
这是我的玛格丽特！哦！
- 你可知道？ - 我没有……我知道。
我很想你！
我以为你在佛罗里达。
我知道。好吧，佛罗里达来找你了。
- 呃...
妈妈，爸爸，这是西尔维亚。赫伯的妈妈。
西尔维亚，这个……这是我的父母，保罗和玛丽。
你好。
- 你好。
我们有炖肉。
当然。
嗯。
- 嗯。 - 哦耶。
- 晚餐很美味，芭芭拉。 - 哦，我的上帝，是的。
- 哦。 - 你确实进步了。
- 这是很不错的。 - 谢谢。
好吧，我不得不承认这有点震撼，嗯，
但很高兴大家聚在一起。
整个家庭。
- 还有比纳明先生。
也很高兴有你。
- L'chaim。 - L'chaim。
L'chaim。 L'chaim。
L'chaim。 L'chaim。 L'chaim。 L'chaim。 L'chaim。
- 生活！
那么，嗯，你看《危险边缘》了吗！？
我曾经给你妈妈编辫子
当她还是个小女孩的时候。
你妈妈给你编过辫子吗？
嗯，是的，她过去常常这样做。
我可以看到她教你如何用你的手镯编辫子。
是的。
哦，只有这么多
我们想了解你，玛格丽特。
十二年的时间很长。
是的。很长时间。
所以，呃，我们想知道...
你去主日学吗？
或者，呃，你有没有想过？
- 呃... - 不绝不。不止一次。
我们问了玛格丽特这个问题，西尔维娅。
玛格丽特？
嗯，你在浪费时间
因为玛格丽特去了圣殿，她是犹太人。
- 你说什么？
打扰一下。
玛格丽特去了坦普尔。
- 好的，妈妈，你完成了。 - 你在说什么？
好的，就是这样。嗯，你离开了房间
他们正试图改变她的信仰。
那么，玛格丽特有权接受洗礼
如果她想成为。
- 受洗？如果她愿意的话。
我简直不敢相信。
我不敢相信你会这样做。
好的。大家，讨论到此结束。
我们是她的父母，这次讨论结束了。
是的，你是对的，一切都结束了，因为她已经是犹太人了。
- 西尔维亚！ - 好吧，在我们眼里，
- 她是基督徒。 - 不，不！玛格丽特什么都不是！
玛格丽特不是犹太人或基督徒。
在她决定之前，她没有宗教信仰。
好吧，她怎么可能是犹太人
- 如果她的母亲是基督徒？ - 停止。
你从来都不在她身边。你抛弃了她。
有什么关系？
你认为我们想要这个吗？
停下来！
你们所有人，停止它。
我不在乎。我不在乎了。
这一切都太愚蠢了，宗教！
别打了！
我……我不想要宗教。
- 我不在乎。我不在乎！ - 玛格丽特...
我什至不相信上帝！
- 你快乐吗？唔？
- 我很抱歉。我这样做了。 - 不不不。这不是...
- 我很抱歉。 - 不，这不是你的错。
这不是你的错。好吧，这不是你的错。
不，那是其他人。那不是...
- 我。 - 不不不。
“亲爱的本尼迪克特先生，”
“我从宗教中学到的是它让人战斗。”
“每个宗教都说同样的话。
“如果你向上帝祈祷，他会听你的，
“帮助你，让事情变得更好。”
“但我祈祷了又祈祷了”
“而且一切都变得更糟了。”
好的。我们会打电话给你。
“我不知道了，但我想……”
“也许事实是……”
“上面没有人。”
“没有人在听。”
“只有刚刚……”
“我。”
“真诚的，玛格丽特·西蒙。”
玛格丽特。
- 嘿。 - 嘿。
等待。过来。
我真的不想说话。
是的。我也不知道。
但是，嗯，我确实想对事情的进展表示抱歉。
我知道过去的一年并不容易。
想坐一分钟？
嗯，是的。好主意。
一直这么努力会很累，不是吗？
是的。
- 一二三。奶酪！ - 奶酪！
- 初中！哇！
大家来吧。玛格丽特，加油！
嘿。
谢谢，本尼迪克特先生。
你真是个好老师。
好吧，我不会说那么多。你知道，
仍在努力解决一些问题。
不，你真的很好。
我很高兴你有这种感觉。
嘿。
你想来跳舞吗？
真的吗？
是的。
是的！我就知道！
你基本上已经赢了。
你已经走了很多年了。
- 年龄，格雷琴？ - 我可以走了吗？
Gretchen，别再抱怨了。
我没有抱怨。
南希。
来吧，好吗？
我得到了它！
丹尼尔，阴影处理得非常好。
谢谢。
我想也许你可以在这里洗个澡
只是为了混合，但我...它很美。
- 哦。嘿，芭芭拉！ - 简！
见到你真有趣。我正要打电话给你。
- 哦。 - 你相信吗，
关于星星？
- 哦，我知道。 - 哎呀。
好吧，我想现在一切都有火灾隐患。
无论如何，嗯，
我们正在召集委员会
在初中
我至少能想到三个
你会是完美的。
哦，简，听起来不错，我很乐意，但是，嗯……
我不想。
但是谢谢你问我。
- 是的。 - 而且，呃...
- 祝你有美好的一天！ - 好的。
我要给你写很多封信。
这么多信，邮递员会说，
“就这样！不用了！”
好的。
哦。享受最美好的时光，亲爱的。
你回来的时候我们再见。
好久不见，亲爱的。
- 玩得开心。 - 再见。
爱你。再见！
- 好的。我觉得这就是。 - 知道了？
- 那我们只需要... - 等等，等等，等等。
- ...关闭它。 - 是的。
- 相机，相机，相机。 - 等一下。
- 是的。好的。
好的。现在，我们只需要关闭它。
- 双方。检查侧面。 - 好，知道了？
- 是啊是啊。踩在上面。 - 准备好。去。
- 我的天啊！你还好吗？
哇哦。啊。
- 只是在开玩笑。 - 每次。
如果它在那里，我会接受它。
- 好的。好东西。就在那里。
几乎就像我们以前做过的一样。
- 是的。
今天是草坪日吗？
这是。
- 我们还没有付钱给他。 - 我们没有。
不 如果你想进厨房
抓住它...
是的。是的。当然。
嘿。嘿，驼鹿。
这里。爸爸说谢谢。
哦谢谢。是的。
嗯，祝你暑假愉快。
我有一段时间不会见到你了。
哦，你要去哪里？
营。新罕布什尔。是的。
- 哦。 - 今天离开。
好吧，玩得开心。
谢谢。
而且，呃，我不知道。
也许你回来后我们可以出去玩？
再……真的吗？
是的。
是的。是的。是的。
我的天啊。
妈妈妈妈？
妈妈！妈妈！
它是什么？怎么了？
我得到了它。我来月经了。
什么？
- 我明白了，对吧？ - 是的！
- 是的。是的。
我的天啊。
- 我不知道我为什么哭。
哦，我的天啊。哇。
- 你还好吗？是的？ - 我很好。我很好。
- 你觉得... - 是的，我很好。
你有抽筋或...
- 不不不不。不我没事。 - 不？
我不敢相信这会发生在你身上。
我也不相信。
你是女人！
我是一个女人！
好吧，嗯……言归正传。
- 我们需要垫子。 - 是的。
- 是啊是啊。 - 是的。
其实我给你买了一些。
- 真的吗？ - 我打算偷偷带他们
到你在营地的后备箱里，你知道的，以防万一。
但是，好吧。 1秒。
快到了。
好的。所以...
嗯，这就是他们的工作方式。
- 所以你只要... - 我知道怎么做
我已经在我的房间里练习了两个月。
- 什么？ - 是的。
- 你有？哦，我的... - 是的。是的。
好的。
那么，你是，嗯...你不需要我。
是的。
我马上就到。好的。
你还在吗大神
是我，玛格丽特。
谢谢。
非常感谢。